Melancholy Polaroids

Prologue

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I woke up with a throbbing pain on the side of my head, I fully opened my eyes and examined my surroundings. You see when I've just woken up I pretty much have the education of a fourteen year old boy in public school. My eyes adjusted quickly to the dark lights and I finally realized, I was on a plane.  You know you would have thought I would have realized, you know with the constant bobbing up and down, airplane seats. But no. My brains just screaming "WHERE THE BO-NAN-O'S IS MY BED??!" My dads head slipped onto my shoulder and as he has a really funny face when he sleeps i took out my phone and had some quality daddy-daughter bonding. Selfies.  By the time he wakes up he'll be Instagram famous, and by famous i mean have 12 likes. I'm not a famous anything to be quite honest.  I checked my phone for the time and groaned at the outcome, 2:34 am. Great.  I dug around in my bag for my cherry coke and suddenly realized something. I should introduce myself.

My name is Topanga Smolder, I'm 15 years old... Well, I'm 15 in about 2 months, but its so close i might as well count it now. I was born in Amsterdam in the good old 2000's. The millennium year. My mother thinking she could be original named me after one of her favourite TV shows at the time, yep you guessed it. Boy Meets World. I don't mind my name if anything I love it, no one else has it and it means that in this big world. I am unique. But back to describing my 'great' self. I was born in Amsterdam after my parents wanted my nationality to be different and 'cool'. But the second i could get on a plane we were back off to England. My family, my mother, dad, me (A.K.A coolest thing since Betty White), my older brother Demitri and my little sister Tia. Tia's adopted, it's kind of like those stupid teen films where the full white family adopt the black kid and are like don't tell him hes adopted. Tia's black. But even though shes only 8 I swear shes the prettiest little shit i've ever seen. I also have my puppy, Bear-Niall. He's a crossbreed of a German-Shepard and an Alsatian. He's currently in the part of the plane with a bunch of other dogs, God their so loud i can practically hear them.

Let's see what else is there to say.... Oh, my appearance, if you could guess I'm kind of failing English...  Anyhow, I have pale skin, and I mean pale, I don't go outside a lot. Like ever. My eyes are a deep kahki  colour and they're pretty big, it doesn't help that i wear six pairs of eyelashes on top. But it makes me feel better about myself, my lips are this really weird colour they look like I'm wearing lipstick, like a maroon-y colour. It's weird.  My hair, oh gosh i love my hair, its a deep bright magenta colour that ombre's into black halfway down and goes to my waist. It's the bomb. 2 weeks before i got on this plane it was bright turquoise but this new school i'm going to has rules against blue hair. I'm honestly really skinny, I'm like border anorexic and don't go shaming me. I have tried everything to gain weight its just really hard. Trust me on this one. 

I think i've pretty much covered everything. Oh. the reason i am on a plane, yeah forgot about that.  Now before you hear this, don't judge.  Okay so i went to a school in Pittsburgh and there was a girl there... who didn't share my opinions on many things... so we got into an argument and she slapped me so i may have punched her in the face. Doesn't sound that bad right? Yeah, i was wearing this spiky ring and lets just say her eyeball got in the way. So she was in the hospital and i was expelled and now I'm on a plane to England, London. You know I didnt really like Pittsburgh anyway... I'm not exactly the girl who has many friends... you see i have depression ever since I... you know what I am going to tell that story later because i really dont want to talk about it...  But yeah. Now i get to go to a posh private school, my family dont mind because we honestly all hated Pittsburgh because of what happened...

But congratulations, you now know practically everything about me, so welcome to my life. You are my eyes, my ears and hopefully not my vagina because nothing is happening down there and its pretty bori-- im getting sidetracked with sex jokes... i do that... a lot. So lets go have some adventures, and by adventures I mean sleep because I still have eight hours left on this plane and I need my sleep. See you soon -Topanga

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So that was the first Chapter, some chapters will be written as a diary form like this, others just a 3rd person. But i promise it's gonna get really good seeing as how a lot of youcan realate so stick around!