confusing love(Lightning McQueen X Shrek)

Confusing Love

L: I've been talking to this guy for a while now and I think I'm in love. The thing is he's married and has kids so I don't know what to do.

S: Hey so I don't know how to say this but I-I LOVE YOU Lightning McQueen. Fiona doesn't know I'm Bi but I don't love her,donkey, or the kids, I only have eyes for you

L: OMG REALLY I LOVE YOU TOO SHREK! 

S: REALLY?! ok what do I do about the kids

L: Kill them...

S:ok I will

1 hr later...

S: I did it and got rid of Fiona to

L:ok... Theres something I need to tell you tho

S: what?

L: I'm not who I say I am

S: I don't understand

L:I-Im Edward Cullen

S: WHAT

L:  I still love you tho, do you love me

S: Well... I don't know

Then rudely interrupted Spencer Reid came out of the woods he saw a Shrek and knew that he loved him in the Shrek would love him back.

SP: SHREK!

S:. SPENCER!

S: IVE MISSED YOU, SORRY EDWARD BUT SPENCER IS THE ONLY MAN I HAVE EYES FOR!

SP: LETS GO BABE!

Then out of nowhere Spencer's boss came in hotch now hotch is pretty strict but it looks like he's in love with Rossi until he sees his ex Edward...

H: Hey Reid- EDWARD!

E: HOTCH!

Hotch runs up to Edward and Edward went up to hotch and they kissed a deep and passionate kiss.

Edward and hotch are about to leave but just then somebody comes out of the words they can also just wonderful voice it's no other than Ed Sheeran

Ed sees everybody wondering what is going on and how he got in the situation she don't see that Shrek other Edward Cullen, Spencer Reed and Hotch are all together.

ED: what is going on?

Hotch and Edward then run off before anyone can see them

Then everyone that is left here's a motor come by it's no other than Lightning McQueen himself.

LM: SHREK OH HOW IVE MISSED YOU

S: LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!?

LM: SHREK EDWARD KIDNAPPED ME

ED: Um-

S: Ed Leave now, fly away

Ed then gets up and flies away singing bad habits

Shrek and Lightning McQueen look each other deeply in the and get a passionate kiss in the middle of the swamp next to the kids and feeling is that body impressed that hotch and reid did not arrest them

Spencer left a few hours ago when he saw Ed Sheeran of course.

2 years later they all live having lives of their own now Lightning McQueen and Shrek are still together Ed Sheeran and Spencer decided to make a life out of each other and get together again and Edward and hotch but together at last happy.

The End