Some of you guys keep calling my dad an abuser, and I want to personally tell you that he's not! Sure he carries a huge cleaver around, but h-he never threatens m-me or my s-sister! He just has a very specific method of discipline. He's also very bad with controlling his anger, s-so....accidents h-happen sometimes, but not often! I love my dad and I know he loves me too!
(I made a sad headcannon for Og Selever so you best believe I'm making one for Swap Selever)