his big nose iron golem x reader (SMUT WARNING)

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my friend block and i hung out regularly, along with their iron golem, the golem's name was jesus. i never asked how block even found jesus.

one day block asked me to petsit their cat and of course i said yes, as i couldn't deny the cat, she was just the cutest kitten i had ever seen!

i was on my phone upstairs in their house hanging out with jesus, and their cat was sleeping down stairs

suddenly jesus comes up to me and corners me against the wall. "J-Jesus... w-what are you doing?" i asked. he then said, "you know wer'e finally alone... and ive wanted to tell you this for a while. I-I love you y/n...."

I was udderly shocked. after processing if i should tell hime. i said, "I-I-I love you too Jesus!" and i leaped into his arms and kissed him. we then fell on the floor and i couldn't get my lips off of him, i loved how his huge nose swung back and forth and how is long arm caressed my body.

i then made my way down to his swimsuit area, and asked, "can we?" he nodded in exitement. i started sucking his first dick and learned that he infact had not one but two huge cocks!

he flipped me over on the floor and started fucking me so well! he then quickly slid his second schlong and fucked me at 100,000,000 miles per second!

when we were finished he was covered in semen and since i didn't know where the bath was, i just liked it off, teehee.