Why love me? I'm a monster!

Damn it sjöfn

Bruce and Tony stood together when some music came on, Tony grinned at Bruce

" no. " Bruce said

" aww cmon! Dance with me! " Tony whined

" ... no..." Bruce sighed

" Please, please, please, please Please! PLEAS- "

" ok!!! Ok, I'll dance with you " Bruce laughed

Tony grinned and dragged him to wear others were dancing

The two danced together for a while till a slow song came on

Bruce smiled and said " may I have this dance mr stark"

Tony giggled and nodded

The two started slow dancing while smiling happily

Thor watched on with a grin when Loki came over

" please tell me you didn't do anything stupid " Loki sighed

" no I haven't b- ..."

" brother " Loki confirmed

" brother, I haven't " Thor grinned

Loki smiled, he was happy that him and Thor were now equals

Fandral came over with two drinks - one for him and one for Loki- and smiled

" here you are l-" before he could continue sif came and took one and chuckled " thank you"

" Sif! " Fandral chuckled

Sorry, this is a science bros book... BACK TO THE MAIN COUPLE!

Bruce smiled and said " do you want a drink? "

Tony grinned and said " yes please "

Bruce nodded and walked of to get a drink

Once he was gone a woman suddenly came over " hello " she purred

" uh- hi " Tony said awkwardly, she was a good looking woman but Tony didn't find her attractive

" what's a hot guy like you doing dancing with that monster? " she giggled

Tony scowled and said " what- he's not a monster?! "

" oh yeah? Isn't he that giant green monster? "

" w-well he's the hulk but still, not a monster "

The woman chuckled huskily and said " either way, you could be dancing with me "

Tony scoffed and said " sorry lady, my player days are over. "

The woman rolled her eyes and said " oh cmon, I'm hot, you're hot, he's... really not"

Tony growled slightly and said " ma'am, I don't know who you are, but I know you have no right to insult Bruce like that! He's my boyfriend and I am not ruining this relationship with him! "

The woman growled and said " oh come off it! Just- " she then smirked and grabbed his neck and kissed him roughly

He quickly pushed her away but not quickly enough

" wow. Not even a few hours and you're kissing someone else. " Bruce murmured

Tony gasped and said " no! Sh- "

" I don't want to hear it!!! Ugh and here I thought i could actually trust you to have given up your ' player ' days! Shame on me! " Bruce said coldly Then left for their room

Suddenly Thor was there

" what the hell stark?!! "

" SHE KISSED ME OK?! I PUSHED HER AWAY! "

The woman smirked and said " oopsie daisy "

Thor growled " Sjöfn! "

She grinned and said " goodbye "

Tony groaned and said what am I going to do?! "

Hi!

I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

According to google sjöfn is a goddess of love whom and I quote " turns the minds of men and women to love making"

So I thought she'd be good for this

Have a good day/night

Bye!