Peternette

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Peter: Baby,wake up
Marinette: 5 more minute
Peter: you been sleeping for a whole day now
Marinette: Really!?
Peter: -facepalm-
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Peter: why are you smiling?
Mari: what,can't I just be happy?
Nino: Chloe tripped and fell in the parking lot
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Nino: How are we gonna defeated that villain?
Peter: Im not supposed to have any ideas because the the hot one
Mari: Im pretty sure that Im the hot one
Chloe: Oh god
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Adrien: You look cute, I wanna kiss you
Mari: what?
Adrien: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WON'T MISS YOU!
Mari: Lol,same for you too
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Peter,playing something in Tony lab: Onion ring are just like vegetable donut
Tony that used to it: Sure,they are kid
Peter: lasagna is just a spaghetti flavor cake
Tony: ...
Mari: -sips tea-
Peter: Lobster are just mermaid to scorpio
Tony *start tearing up*: Kid,please stop!
Mari: Oh please continued Peter
Avenger: Agreed
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*marinette came to Avenger tower and wrap herself in blanket on the coach*
Thor: what are you doing?
Mari: I want to be a caterpillars
Bruce: Explained?
Mari: Eat a lot,sleep for a few day and wake up beautiful
Tony: You known that tgeir lifespan is 2 week right?
Mari: Exactly!
Chloe & peter: MARI NO!
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Nino: Im not gonna be mad,just tell me why you have a fake ID?
Chloe: *mumble*
Mari: What?
Chloe: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at petco
Nino: ...
Mari: You literally just but a 3rd puppies yesterday!
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Mari: I can't find my phone anywhere!
Peter: let me try call you
Mari: Peter Wai-
Phone ringing: Hello,Do you known who the f**k you talking to!
Peter: ...
Chloe & Nino: ...
The avenger: ...
Mari: Im out!
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Chloe: Hey Peter,do you known what marinette listen to for straight 4 hours now?
Peter: I don't known,why don't you try to unbluetooth it?
Chloe: I ain't risking my own life for it
Nino: same dude
Peter: mr Tony, can you please unbluetooth the airpod from marinette!
Bruce: Why you wanna do that?
Nino: She has been sitting there for 4 hours.
Tony: Alright then *unbluetooth airpod*
Mari phone: Hit or Miss! Depression is a B*tch huh. Got anxiety, I bet it doesn't leave ya! U gonna try to numb the pain ya. Took your hand up and make a peace✌ ya!
Everyone: ...
Tony: She need to go to the therapist.
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Marinette came wearing a ybc hoodie: Konicchiwa !!!
Chloe was eating breakfast: I see you wore the hoodie that I buy for you
Peter: Why it has anime boy face on it
Nino who known what kind of anime is that: You shouldn't be wearing that Mari
Tony: what happened here ?
Nino: Mari is wearing an ybc hoodie !
Peter: what wrong with that ?
Chloe holding her laugh: once you see that anime, you know what he meant
Mari: why don't you open Google translate and pick Japanese while I sing the song!
Peter & Tony: okay?
Mari: asedaku de, sawarasenai Kimi wa shojo nano. Boku wa yarichin bicchi no ASU da yo, ah tsutsumaretai no Kimi no nenmaku ni.
Nino and Chloe: FALLEN!!
Peter and stark who now known the mean: ...
Also stark: you are banned to watch that anime from now !

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Chloe: Babe, I'm hungry
Nino: Hi hungry, I'm Nino!
Chloe: I'm gonna slash your tire if you do that again
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Captain America explains how to defeat the villain: A baby penguin stuck in the iceberg

Peter: oo a baby penguin got stuck in the iceberg

Mari looking at Chloe beside her: what a penguin?

Chloe: what an iceberg ?

Stark: we doomed 😐

Hey guys, I known this chapter kinda short but I will start updating like once a week because I'm pretty busy doin school work.