Welcome to the upper east side, the place where the elites spend their days having fun, spending a ton of money, backstabbing and always staying in fashion. Oh yes, if you want to be one of them then prepared to be judged from head to toe, especially to toe. Shoes are the mirror of the soul, at least so says C. The new queen of the Upper East Side.
"Ew look at that cardigan!" said P. "I'd rather die"
A yellow cardigan, a heavy yellow of mayonnaise hue, they looked like the legs of a hen. C. looked at her with disgust, it was a real affront to the sense of style and all that is in good taste. But C. had other things to think about, like tomorrow's branch. The usual stupid but beautiful and elegant branch for the beginning of the school year. A state walkway.
Who knows if Julien is coming? Ah J. always doing her own thing, and M! Maybe Mikey is around dyeing his hair blue....or pink...yellow? Whatever.
Atrocious.
"Where is Alex?" C. asked , sitting on the schoolyard, just beside the hall.
"We've tried to contact him but Mr. Perfect is too busy being a good boy "
C. rolled her eyes
"Oh well then, what a pity!"
The girls opened their Instagram page, and of course no one ever forgets about me. The one and only source into the scandalous lives of the NY elites.
"Hey, there are some new comers this year, the daughter of a tycoon from Shangai, and a prince (or so they say) "
"What? A prince ??!!!" Lauren. exclaimed sounding like a goose, thankfully no one was there to hear her.
Charlotte has been single for a year now, since Kyle had the audacity to dump her . HER, the ultimate Queen. But like a true Queen she dried her tears pretty fast and went shopping the next day, there is nothing that fashion can't heal.
When talking about the devil
"hey Charlie "
C. kept checking at her phone , pretending no one called her
"Listen I know you're pissed but I need to talk to you.....in private "
Charlotte looked at him, with a glimpse of disdain as if he was lesser
"Sorry, I've no time to waste"
"It's about Julien "
that caught her attention, just for a second before vanishing.
"I'll talk to Julien then "
what does he know that I don't ? The rebel of the group, but no one could own a style like her. Despite her rebellious nature and her nonchalant nature she had a classic vintage style that was in contrast with her personality. Julien said she likes to surprise people, give them the innocent angelic look to deceive them and then play a little game. Like the cat with the mouse.
Buzzz buzzzz
the girls opened their notification
"Hello upper east siders, Gossip Girl here. I wish you all a happy new begging, let the old vices die and the new ones burn in hell. Talking about beginnings, a little wolf in lambs clothing is said to date men way older than her. Daddy issues??? XoXo GG"
Julien .....
"oh for the love of god, so K. what were you saying?" ———————-next scene——————- Julien took her usual coffee with a chocolate filled brioche. "GG wrote about you" C. said on the phone "Yeah apparently this gossip girl has nothing better to do"
Julien deleted her social media, it became too annoying to keep up with everything. Not to mention the odious posts, so she decided it wasn't useful anymore. GG has a website and Instagram
but that girl never had style to begin with. (she thought while sipping the coffee)
"Are you dating older men?" Charlie seemed aggravated "Dating ? Who has time for that" "Oh please tell me they weren't ugly" "Ah no! anyway it was a short fling for the summer" "Married?" "Of course" she said with a glimpse of pride on her face. Julien took her light pink Chanel bag and headed to the main hall, with the same boredom that characterises a teenager that knows she doesn't need high school but she has to attend.
Bip bip ~Our princes has no shame, she is said to be boasting about being the other woman. Someone should tell her that being a home wreckers was never in style~XoXo
Charlottewas amused and disgusted at the same time. "Listen Charlie, I was just having fun" "No crime in that" said Alex with a sarcastic tone "as long as it doesn't affect your reputation" Alexander , the perfect boy of NY, he was from a prestigious high achieving dynasty of Ivy leagues. "He has a point" said C. Meanwhile Mikey passed right in front of them, the new outcast of Constance. C. pointed at him "you know what happens when you have no reputation"
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"Ugh get off me" a girl said to the poor waitress serving the drinks.
Ah the branch, the little pompous gathering of Constance elite. A new way to socialize? To gather together and just enjoy a benign conversation? No. It was a mean-spirited battle between parents on who had the most perfect, sweet, brilliant, angelic little monster.
Talking about perfect boys and girls. It seems J. and M. are enjoying their drinks a little too much, not that it means a lot to Mikey.
"What are you doing?" C took her apart "Don't you see? It's sooo boring and dull here"
No one could blame J, her mother was so obsessed with her gorgeous girl that she continuously posted pics of them enjoying the damn branch on, you guess it right, Instagram!
"Listen Julia- she would always call her Julia in order to make harsh words appears sweeter- you're turning into Mikey 2.0, it's not good for you and it's not good for me"
"Ah! What a lovely words spoken from a lovely friend" She took her drink and went back to the obnoxious women bragging about the nonexistent achievements of their offsprings.
Meanwhile Mikey was getting too comfortable with a ..... waiter.
"so do you like it here" he said with his hand touching on the poor guy's white shirt.
"It's not bad"
"umm I'm sure of that, you wanna come with me to the balcony?"
Penelope couldn't contain her gagging,
so tacky! (She thought) while Alex ignored him like always, he couldn't stand that "good for nothing" pink haired guy.
The branch only lasts for 2 hours but it seems like an eternity. You have to meet different parents, gracefully present yourself, be polite, be nice and be kind. In short a combustion of fakeness. Maybe one person was enjoying it and that is Alex. No one climbs the ladder like him, and every ambitious person knows that connections are everything. Especially connections to the worlds elite.
Penelope approached Charlotte, sitting in the corner of the room drinking her usual green tea.
"Thankfully these people don't know who gossip trash is"
"about GG, has she posted anything new?"
Well my lovely readers, sometimes the news are slow but the wait makes it all the more exciting 💋
