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Amari: "What's the matter bud?"

Taeko: "............"

Amari: "Oh no."

Taeko: "I'm killing every human for the internet."

Amari: "Yasuda, he's at it again!"

Taeko: "Humans are disgusting."

Amari: "Yasu help me!"

Taeko: "The creators have failed, humanity is vile."

Yasuda: "Cut it out-"

Taeko: "What is *wrong* with people, y'all are disgusting."

Yasuda: "Don't interrupt me, get up off the ground, and stop... whatever that is."

Taeko: "I'm wallowing in the pain of the internet."

Yasuda: "Well you can hate your dad for that proble-"

Taeko: "IT'S A KIDS SHOW!"

Yasuda: "Don't interrupt me- what?"

Taeko: "A SHOW!  FOR CHILDREN!  PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!"

Yasuda: -sigh- "Calm down, Taeko.  It's not all bad.  Amari, get him to calm down and unplug all the electrical things."

Amari: "Ok, but I don't know what to do-"

Taeko: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Amari: "..............."

Yasuda: ".........Yeah he'll calm himself down."

Taeko, in tears: "I hate humanity, every human is fucking horrible."

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