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You run into the street as a car comes down and he runs and stops wing

Geesy:SORRY TIO.

He laughs chasing you and he picks you up kissing your face

You: ugh, fuck you caught me

Geesy: yea. Now let's go home and cuddle and stuff

You: actually. I need to call my gramma

Geesy: ouuuuu you gonna introduce meeee.

You: sure,

You take your phone out and call and she picks up

Gramma: cielo loʻu alofa. o e manuia

You: Talofa tinamatua ou te manuia. Na ona ou manaʻo e fesili atu ia te oe se mea

Gramma: soo se mea loʻu alofa

You: E i ai laʻu uo tama, o lea sa ou tau mafaufau pe mafai ona sau e asiasi ma aʻu ma marco.

Gramma: manaia tele! faʻamolemole aumai ia te ia ou te fiafia e feiloaʻi ma laʻu pele

You: faʻafetai....ale do you wanna say hi.

Geesy: uhhh sure.

You: okay. Say "Talofa le tinamatua a laʻu uo teine"

Geesy: Talofa le tinamatua a laʻu uo teine

Gramma: ua uma ona foliga lelei. na e aʻoaʻoina ia

Geesy: oh damn is she talking shit?

You: no dummy. She said you sound great and she wants to know if I've taught you Samoan or not which I haven't

Geesy: oh. Okay she's cool.

You: tinamatua na ia fai mai o oe malu

Gramma: aua o aʻu o le sili ona manaia

You: she said you think that because she is the coolest

Geesy: ayeeee gramma lit.

You: mhm.

Gramma: ugh lou crusty tuagane manaʻomia le telefoni ou te vaʻai ia te oe vave alofa

You: I love youuuuuu

Gramma: I love you.

She hangs up and you smile walking home and geesy holds your hand

Geesy: so. Does she like me

You: yea. Do you want me to teach you Samoan or no.

Geesy: not really, I like when you talk to me all smartsy and shit. It's cute.

You: cool

Geesy: so does she not understand English

You: she does, and she's pretty good at it top. But she's a very um very proud woman I'd say, so she gets super embarrassed and mad with herself when she messes it up so she sticks to Samoan. Mostly on the phone cuz she gets excited to show me how much better she's gotten each year.

Geesy: cool.

You: so.

Geesy: whaaat.

You: did you pack,

Geesy: yes baby I did

You: good, because we go next week.

Geesy: wonderful ma.

You: yea. It's a quick flight I guess

Geesy: dont lie to me

You: okay fine its a 10 hours flight.