Natasha's pov:
I woke up to Tony barging into my fucking room what a whore, "Tony what the fuck its 7 in the morning" I said "o calm ur ginger titties foods ready" Tony said, I groaned giving him the middle finger he just laughed at my actions.....asshole.....ANYWAYS
I walked downstairs to see everyone eating at the table I went to my seat and sat.
As I waited for my food Clint had said "nat UR food is amazing thanks for giving it to me" I just looked at him in disbelief, Clint just smirked HE JUST SMIRKED AT ME, so I got up from my seat and went to him and said
"Who the fuck told u it would be a good idea to eat my FOOD" I didn't even give him a chance to talk because before he protested I had punched him, then continued to choke hold him.
After 2 minutes he passed out
"I will take that as a warning to not eat your food" Thor said with his dumb ass accent
I just glared at him and continued to go back upstairs to my room because I wanted to dye my hair.
As I entered my bathroom the box dye wasn't where I left it so I checked the whole FUCKING BATHROOM AT THE SHIT WASNT IN THERE SO I CHECKED MY ROOM SAME SHIT WASNT IN THERE!!!!!
I was very irritated
I walked downstairs to the main room and asked "have y'all seen my platinum blond hair dye it was in my-" I didn't get to finish my sentence because Peitro had ran out of the room almost immediately so I KNEW IT WAS HIM, I glared at Wanda.
"I TOLD HIM NOT TO DYE HIS HAIR I PROMISE U JUST DONT KILL ME" she said
"It's ok mind using ur powers to bring him back please" I said while smirking, u could tell Wanda was a bit hesitant but she didn't want to get killed so she used her powers to bring him back<3
3 minutes later
Peitro had came back floating and fell on the ground once Wanda stopped using her powers I quickly ran to him before he could get up and kicked his head not once BUT TWICE don't worry he was still awake I continued to ask "now did u do or take anything else from me"
"Ye-" he didn't really answer because I already smacked the back of his head. And left the room
6 minutes later I came back with a razor and some scissors Peitro was passed out so I took this as a chance and completely cut his hair :)
Tony,Clint,Wanda,Thor,and Scott all watched in horror while I was just laughing and shaving off his hair
After an hour I was completely done with my work and to be honest he looked like caillou once I was satisfied with my work I took Steve's ice cream from his hand "HEY U ASSHOLE" he said angrily I just laughed and went to my room
2 hours later I herd Peitro scream HAHA he must've woken up eh I decided to call it a night and went to sleep.
How'd u like my story I hope y'all really liked it ok bye now hugs and kisses
