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So my names Angel Nyah. And I'm a unicorn!!! Just kidding. But that's totally my life long dream! Haha no , but, I wish to be a astronaut! Haha just kidding. I'm a werewolf! Yes, yes that's right a mythical creature from Narnia. Smarts. So , right now I'm in the middle of a lecture from my parents. They say I need to grow up! And take things seriously. I didn't know it's against the law!! To believe unicorns exist. Because, well, werewolf's exist so why not unicorns. Anyways not the point. Their deciding to be party poopers and send me to a boring school, woops meant boarding school. I don't even know if it's for werewolf's. God what if there's humans! And they call me weird for sniffing them!! Haha no , just kidding we aren't that weird. But we do go all furry. So rawr!! Yea that's right, you better be scared. We won't eat you. I promise but, I'm not sure about the others 'they tend to be a little cranky' in other words they don't like how happy I am! Ugg wow! I'm happy and they don't like it suckers ,sucks for them cause I'm just that cool. I shall ride my unicorn into the sunset in Narnia. His names is bob. Say hi to bob!!! So......got a little off topic there. So I should get back to the story.
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"You need to stop! Stop messing around. Unicorns are NOT real!! Get that in your head. Your very hard stubborn head. That's why we are sending you to a boarding school"
My mother said.
"They ARE too real!! And oh , do now you don't want me!! I shall ride my unicorn away. Ok. Unicorns are real! And yay!! Boarding school! NOT!!!! AND NOT going!!! I will run away To Narnia!!" I yelled.
"Don't talk to us that way! you will never disrespect us like that again. Got it young lady? Now go to your room till you feel that your mature enough to come down and have a proper conversation. Without any goofing around your 17 for gods sake. GROW UP!" my father yelled. Ok, so, that hurt, that hit home. Whatever, I shall talk to my friend, she's ok with how funny I am. And I LOVE her for that. My amazing friend Chloe!!
Just as that thought came to mind she knocked on the window. She knows me so well. I smiled to myself. After letting her in we sat on my bed.
"I heard what your parents are doing to you." She said. "Sorry"
"Eavesdropper" I smirked raising an eyebrow. "Yeppers they did. Oh well I'm not going. They can't make me. Ill hide in your basement." I smiled. Best plan Evvverr.
"Ha! Yea right! My parents know our scent like the back of there hand. They'd smell you as soon as you hit are property."
Shit!
Oooo idea!! Light above my head! DING!
"Ooo ill go to Lewis's!!" Lewis is my BEST ever guy friend in the world. He is so awesome. Just like me he is!
"Same thing" Chloe said. Damn it!! Why?? Why?? Whyyyy????
"I will die! Come with me!" I pleaded.
"I would but , no sorry"
"What a friend you are."
"Hey I don't deserve this so I'm not going."
"And I do? For being spontaneous."
"No! You are to childish , yea your aloud to make jokes and stuff. But gezz, angel grow up a little. Not alot cause then I won't recognize you. But just a little."
Judgey much?
"Whatever , I'm tired going to bed."
"I'm staying here tonight, and you better share the blankets , AND the bed this time. I don't like waking up on the floor."
Haha. Yea I do that, sometimes.
"Fine."
Once we got in bed I covered up and moved so the was room for Chloe. About five minutes later I heard Chloe snoring. Haha....I'm so mean. But have the best idea. I went to my dresser and got a black sharpie. After that I snuck down stares and grabbed some peanut butter , and flour. Once I got back up I my room I turning Chloe over. She's a heavy sleeper so she won't wake. I put the peanut butter all over her face and dumped flour ontop. I patted it down and blew off the extras. Finally I took the sharpe and wrote the words 'unicorn sex' on her face. She was gonna kill me. I got back in bed and got settled. Just one thing left to do.
I pushed her off the bed. There was a loud 'thud'. Hehe in so evil! She was so gonna kill me. Tomorrow at least.
Authors note: so what'd you unicornlishish people think!!! Please comment ,vote , fan!! Cause your make me very happy. Just so you know I can be very very very very veery immature buut, I can also be serious. Brittany wanted it to be funny not serious so here you go!!
~heather~
