How Rusty Survived The Zombie Apocalypse

0: LAST PERSON ON EARTH

Video Diary #1

Hello, world, or...lack thereof. I'm Rusty Jenkins. Ex-Girl-Scout, Zombie Slayer, Last Person on Earth-call me whatever you like, because if you're watching this, I'm dead. Or, undead. Depends on the way I go. I'm getting way ahead of myself, though, aren't I? Let's start with the facts.

The year is 2016. The date is August 10th. Obama is still fucking president. Unless he's dead, too. No one really knows. The first family went into hiding when all this happened. That'd be a first though, eh? A black, zombie president. God bless America. Anyways, zombies. Who'd of ever thought, right? Global warming didn't bring the end, after all.

This series of videos is for the future leaders of the world. For when the whole Lion King, circle of life thing starts over again. Someone has to tell you what happened. Use these videos as a guide, and don't fuck up the next time the universe gets a second chance. A wise man once said, "You only live once." Albeit, he was fucking wrong, but it was a good motto to live by.

I'm Rusty Jenkins, and this is how I survived the zombie apocalypse. Or, didn't. We'll see.

Last person on Earth, over and out.

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