Buddy's

School sucks

*buzz buzz* eirk: AHH SHUT UP *eirk throws the clock* irk mom:IRK WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE! eIrk: SHUT UP *eirk gets up out of bed and slowly heads down stairs* eirks mom: don't you ever talk to me like that! EIrk: oh shut up old hag eirks dad: BE NICE! EIrk: *whispers*fuck you, you dick... eirk mom: get ready for school the bus is coming or you can walk to school, I don't care as long a s your gone. EIrk: fuck off *eirk starts walking up stairs* eirk: fucking fat asses. *he gets dressed packs a lunch and a bag and heads out the door* eirk: fuck I missed the bus! *he goes headed and walks to school* Sam (eirks best bud): when is this dude going to get here first class is starting. *looks at watch* eirk: *heads up on school ground* finally here. Sam: I wonder if he staying hom- eirk: *bussed open doors* Who missed me? Sam: definitely not me. *he says jokingly* eirk: oh shut up. Sam: you first. *winks* eirk: omg your so annoying, where's al? Sam: I don't know, she left saying she was goin to smoke back school you can check there but she might be done buy now. Anyways, why do you need her? EIrk: I need to pay her for giving a ride home. Sam: oh ok good luck, she hard to give money. EIrk: i know. *he walks away to the back of the school and sees her sitting on an old beat up bench* hey! Al: *jumps a little* Oh my God I thought you were a fucking teacher, what do you need? EIrk: Sorry, but I got you your money. Al: Na fam, I'm all good besides what will a do with a fucking 10 dollar bill can't buy weed with that shit I don't want it. EIrk: geez you are hooked on that shit, but just take the fucking 10 I don't got all day. Al: oh, my, god, fuck off im fine. EIrk: whatever you say ma—lady. *he winks* Al: kill yourself. Irk: nah. *he walks in side seeing Sam* hey sa- *sees he's being teased by Biden* (biden: sniffs Sam hard) JKKK—-