A New Kind of Adventure

Chili Dogs and Chill

The two hedgehogs sat across from each other in a booth of a restaurant with the name of "Dogg's 'Dogs". They were waiting for someone to come over and take their orders.

"This place is nice, not what I'd expect from Moebius." Sonic commented, looking around the restaurant."

Scourge shrugged. "Yeah, well, I got bored and did some major cleaning up around the capital, now it's a functional city. Rest of the world is still hell though. Been meaning to work at that." Scourge said, drumming his fingers on the table.

"Why go through the trouble? That Doesn't really strike me as the type of thing you'd give a shit about." Sonic admitted as he tapped his foot impatiently.

"Eh." Scourge grunted with a shrug. "Things will actually get done if people can function and go five minutes without trying to eat each other. Which means I can eventually get control of this entire shit stain of a planet and work on....other projects." Scourge replied.

"Sounds nice." Sonic said, placing his head on his palm.

"I thought you were going to give me some long winded boring speech about how you'd put a stop to my plans and that Evil never wins and all that bullshit." Scourge said with a raised eyebrow.

"Meh. Don't really care." Sonic shrugged. "The people here can eat shit and die for all I care. Each one of them is a pile of Mobian/Moebian waste. Plus if you go around the planet taking over, you'll find that bitch Fiona, and knowing you, you'll kill her. And after what she did to Tails, that's something I want to happen." Sonic admitted. "But right now. I don't give a fuck one way or the other, because I just wanna chow down. Where the hell is our server?!" Sonic yelled in annoyance. He threw his arms up in the air and slammed his face into the table, groaning into it.

"Hey! Someone get the fuck out here and give us some service!!" Scourge shouted out to the kitchen.

There was a huge commotion from in the kitchen followed by some arguing. "I don't want to serve them! I'm too terrified of the King!"

"I don't care! Get out there and do your job, or you're fired!!" The boss said before throwing a waiter out of the kitchen. The waiter grunted in pain as he stood up.

He dusted himself off and took a deep breath before heading over to Scourge and Sonic, wearing his best customer service smile. "Hello, sirs! C-can I take your orders?" He asked, the corners of his smile twitching. He was on the edge of a nervous break down and it showed.

Neither Scourge nor Sonic gave a shit, they were just glad to finally get their food.

"I want Chili Dogs. All I can eat. Keep them coming, too. And don't get sloppy or lazy, or you'll be...hearing from me." Scourge said with a glint in his eyes that scared the poor waiter shitless.

"O-Of course sir." He stuttered with a nod before nervously turned to face Sonic. "And what can I get you?" He asked.

"The same damn thing! And if a single one of them are messed up, You're gonna hear about it!" Sonic said angrily.

The server squeaked and wrote down their orders before running back to the kitchen.

"Wow Blue, you really get mad when you're hungry." Scourge chuckled.

"Yeah yeah..." Sonic rolled his eyes, crossing his arms. "The mother fucker didn't even ask us if we wanted drinks. Which I do."

Scourge laughed a little. "Oh, pfft. That's an easy fix." Scourge said before snapping his fingers. "I assume you still have the same favorite drink as me." He said as two cans of Cola appeared before them.