"You think they're alive?" A deep-ish voice whispered.
"Yes, Sebastian feels a pulse."
"What next, can that rat give CPR now?"
"He can do more than I can..."Your hand slowly reached up to wipe your eyes, obviously catching the strangers off guard.
"It's alive!" A man in a tacky superhero costume exclaimed.
"She, thanks." You groggily corrected, sitting up.
"Im the Polka Dot Man." You raised an eyebrow as his odd name.
"Bloodsport."
"I am the Peace-Maker."
"Im Cleo, or- Ratcatcher.. This is Nanaue." A pretty girl said, gesturing to a shark.
"Durt."
"Yes Nanaue, that is dirt." Bloodsport said irritably."I'm- I'm Y/N?" You introduced, you suddenly remembered Wallers breif explanation about Team 2, and about if we came across them, we wouldn't tell them we were Team 1.
"Come on, we'll camp here for tonight." Bloodsport ordered, beginning to make a fire.
You didn't sleep much, considering you were passed out for God knows how long. You witnessed Polka have his little... what would you even call that?
"You good P.D?" You asked, as Bloodsport looked at him with the same confused expression.
"Yeah, what the fuck was that?"
Before Polka could answer, Sebastian began Chittering panickedly to Bloodsport. You followed where his paw pointed to see Cleo half way down Nanaue's throat.
"Hey! Drop it!" You commanded, to no avail, Bloodsport ended up shooting him until he dropped Cleo, somehow resulting in no damage."You good?" You asked, checking for any injuries on Cleos body.
"Mhm.." she hummed tiredly.
"How deep of a sleeper are you?" Bloodsport inquired, still aiming at Nanaue.
"I was having the best dream..."
"If it was you about to be eaten by King shark, then your phsycic." As Piss-maker said this, your attention drew to him and his... tighty whiteys? What the fuck.
"I don't believe he would do that." Cleo said innocently, as if Peace-Maker wasn't half naked.
"He has very kind eyes." You gave a nod and a hum in agreement."Hungry." Nanaue said, giving himself away.
"You bastard!" Cleo exclaimed in offence, summoning several hundred rodents.
You took note of Bloodsports panicked expression, and it clicked when he said "Alright, calm down with the rats!"
You chuckled.
"What?" Cleo questioned, slowly piecing it together.
"I have a thing.. with rats."
"You have a thing with rats? And your on a team with me!?"
"Not something I asked for!"Peace-Maker and you began laughing, you placed your hand on Cleos shoulder to support yourself.
"What are you laughing at me for? Why the fuck are you in your underwear?! Tighty whiteys, really?"
"Now that's just racist." Your laughing increased at piss-makers remark, causing a few chuckles from Cleo."You didn't tell me you had a fear of rats, Dubois?" You heard Miss Waller call over the earpiece.
"Im an assassin, why would i share my liabilities? BUAH-" Bloodsport yelled as Sebastian offered him a leaf.
"Awwh hes offering you a pretty leaf to show he means no harm." You smiled at the interaction, until Bloodsport retaliated with
"Why the fuck would I want a leaf!? Just get the rats out of here!"You removed your hand from her shoulder to allow Sebastian a place to sit as Cleo called away the rodents.
"Hey are we gonna kill megladouche now?""Nanaue is the strongest member of your team. You need him to get into Jötunheim."
"Yeah well we can't function as a team if we gotta watch our backs from one of our own eatin our bollocks."
"Should we mention her?" Peace-Maker whispered to Bloodsport, gesturing to you. Bloodsport mouthed a quick 'nah' as Cleo approached Nanaue.
"Nanaue, would you eat your friends?"
Nanaue stared at Cleo for a second before answering.
"I no friends.""You have no friends?" You chimed in, suddenly feeling bad for the 'gentle' giant. He shook his head, and Cleo continued.
"If you did, would you eat them?"Bloodsport was quick to answer for him, "Yes." Nanaue gave him an irrated look, before meeting Cleos gaze again. "No?"
"Then, can we be your friends?"Piss-maker scoffed. "Come on, he's obviously lying." You shot him a glare, as a sign to shut the fuck up.
"If i die, cause I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death." You smiled and sat down next to her.
"Preach sister." You chuckled."Friends." She offered, putting her hand out for him to take, which he gleefully did. She giggled and turned back the rest of the group.
"You, are a little idiot." Bloodsport said, obviously unimpressed.
She turned to you and you smiled."Task force X we have an additional mission directive, we've located Colonel Rick Flag hes been taken by the enemy."
You immediately perked up.
"Rick flag?"
"Rick flag!"
You and Bloodsport said in unison."I know you both served on special forces in Qurac that took down the Avral Kaddam, Flag was the one who initially recommended you."
"You had other operatives and didn't tell us?" Bloodsport questioned.
He turned to you, a look of realisation on his face. "Is that what your from?" You gave a quick nod."There was no tactical advantage and now there is. I've uploaded the location on your MTS, terminate his captors with extreme prejudice. And, who are you talking to?"
You aggressively moved your hand over your neck a few times, in a gesture to not tell her. You knew that if she found out you had survived and not notified her, you would be blown up in seconds.
"Nobody."
Bloodsports MTS began beeping as a sign you'd found Flag.
"Thats where they're holding flag."
"Nothing like a blood bath to start the day." You all looked at Peace-Maker judgingly.Cleo looked past you to Polka.
"I thought you were the crazy one."
"I am." He mumbled."Geez Piss-maker." You whispered.
"Peace-Maker." He retorted."Alright alright, both of ya shut up. Let's get it." Bloodsport said as you all began taking down the residence.
You got in without many hitches, just a man or two knocking you down, usually Cleo or Polka helped you take them though.
But, of course, when you found Flag, he was drinking tea with the leader of the 'resistance'.
"Why didn't my people alert me of your arrival?" She questioned.
Silenced loomed through the air until you spoke, "I didn't see any people."
"Yeah, I didn't see anybody on the way..."
"Theres nobody out there."
"They were gone when we got there,"
"I turned then into my mother in my head and killed them."You grimaced at Polkas statement.
"Dammit P.D..""Typical Americans, just run in, guns blazing!" The leader said, turning to flag.
"I know, this is messed up. These guys they're.." he turned to look at the group, where Bloodsport and Piss-maker were bickering, while you played with Sebastian.
"... They're fuckin idiots. But right now our objectives align with yours."
She scoffed in disbelief at Fkags words."If Jötunheim contains the technology our intelligence says it does, then it could be used on the people of Corto Maltese as well as Americans. That's why we need your help to get into the city so we can stop 'em."
She looked like she was thinking until she said "is that rat waving at me?""...it appears it is."
"Why?"
"Im gonna guess, cause it's friendly."
The leader took a deep breath, obviously done with all this shit."Luna and Suarez killed my entire family, I'd make a deal with the devil to stop them. Your people will have our help getting into Valle Del Mar to apprehend this Gaius Grieves."
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𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐦𝐚 𝟏𝟎𝟏 || 𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐨 𝐂𝐚𝐳𝐨 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
Fiksi Penggemar(girl x girl) Ratcatcher 2 x Reader (WARNINGS; FOUL LANGUAGE, GORE, BLAH BLAH BLAH)