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The Tree Story Shakesperean ver.

By anon 

The tree st'ry
once th're wast a sir yond hath fallen in loveth with a mistress, but then that gent couldn't seeth h'r. So that gent pretendeth to beest a garden'r and hath kept admiring the wench to the pointeth that gent cutteth down a tree and then h'r fath'r wast like" what has't thee done to mine own tree bitch" and did chase that gent with a tree brancheth. At which hour the sir did get did chase by the father the sir kidnapp'd the wench into being a slave then those gents both falleth in loveth. Then those gents runneth hence to anoth'r state and receiveth new profiles and those gents liveth life togeth'r but then the dad's mafia gang finds those folk and sacrifices the knave into the pit of fireth and the wench wanteth to kicketh the bucket with that gent doth those gents burneth in the fireth togeth'r and into ashes and then from the ashes to phoenixes flyeth out and bid the dads mafia to "shut the alas up"

the endeth