Some Random Shiz I Thought Of

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Wtf is this group chat
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Tsumoogs:
I'm just saying your hair would be perfect for me to style it

Izzy:
And I said many times before to leave my hair alone

Hajimeme:
It needs to be trimmed though

Keebs:
I question more and more on why I was put into this group chat

Hajimeme:
Same here buddy same here

Tsumoogs:
Idk it just seemed right to add you two

Yas Queen:
Okay so the reason why you are brought here today is because one I'm bored and two is for, some of you fuckers, relationship advise because why tf not

Hajimeme:
Oh my gosh

Yas Queen:
Ok so first off show the person you like/ it a relationship with your affection
I'm looking at you Hajime

Hajimeme:
Wtf why me

Tsumoogs:
We all know you're a Tsundere for Nagito

Hajimeme:
Why do you all think I fucking like him

Yas Queen:
Also if you want to do the deed with your beloved or some shit, the key is consent
Consent👏is👏sexy

Tsumoogs:
Very sexy

Keebs:
So uh what else

Yas Queen:
Idk I just want to hear about your love lives
Don't worry this is a safe place to confess you things

Hajimeme:
Why do I feel like this is mainly for me and Keebo 😐

Yas Queen:
Hey it's for everyone else in the chat that just wants to talk

Mukuro:
Can we talk about why tf Hajime has "tiddies"

Hajimeme:
I was just born like that and no I do not have tits

Keebs:
I think you do
They're called ✨man tits

Tsumoogs:
I fucking wheezed

Hajimeme:
Why are you all attacking me

Yas Queen:
Idk but seriously why do you have tits

Hajimeme:
I DON'T HAVE FUCKING TITS

Izzy:
Calm your feathers
Ok that's enough teasing Hajime

Tsumoogs:
Yeah

Keebs:
Guys random question

Yas Queen:
Yeah what is it

Keebs:
What's a yandere
Shuichi won't tell me

Yas Queen:
Yandere is a portmanteau of two Japanese words. The first is yanderu, which means “to be sick,” and the second is deredere, used here for “lovestruck.” A yandere is often sweet, caring, and innocent before switching into someone who displays an extreme, often violent or psychotic, level of devotion to a love interest. Such behavior might include brutally murdering other people out of jealousy.

Tsumoogs:
Did you just copy and paste that from Google

Yas Queen:
Yeah

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