ok ko one shots (CLOSED)

Darrell × non binary reader (re-edited)

[Note: I know some non binary people use he or she, neo, or null-pronouns, but I'm just using they/them for simplicity. Thanks for reading!]

Requested by maynkayn.

(Y/n) walked out of the bodega with a few groceries in their hand. Normally they would have gone to a supermarket for shopping but they didn't have time to drive that far since their friend had decided to drop a surprise visit. (Y/n) didn't care to offer her left over pizza and wilted lettuce.

Well... the fridge wasn't that empty, but...

They hummed cheerfully, then stopped a moment to deeply inhale the autumn air, when the all too familiar plaza alarm went off and a giant box dropped from the sky.

"Drat," they said.

Three people who appeared to be prepared for a fight rushed out of Gar's Bodega at the same time that two robots burst out of the box. One was red, and had a sort of cyclops eye, and the other was yellow and curvy.

(Y/n) sighed and walked back towards the bodega while the two groups bickered noisily, hoping to avoid the encounter altogether.

"Are you ready to fight Lakewood losers?" the red one smirked.

The girl with magenta hair balled up fist in the air, standing with one leg behind. "We're always ready!"

"Yeah!" the alien exclaimed.

"Then I guess you'll be ready for this!" The yellow bot jumped up and transformed her hands into saws.

All the while the two groups bickered (Y/n) snuck closer to the bodega door. They reached out for the handle when the red bot was kicked and fell in front of them. Both froze for a moment. "I'm just gonna..." (Y/n) said, "Go inside and you can... continue picking a fight out here, while I mind my own business."

He seemed to consider it for a moment, but his eye lingered on (Y/n). "Nice jacket, don't mind if I do." He grabbed their arm and jerked the jacket off.

"Dad is gonna be so mad if he finds out you did that," the yellow bot said.

The red bot slipped into (Y/n)'s jacket like it was nobody's business. "Like I care, he never lets us do anything fun. Anyways, where was I?"

The yellow one face palmed. "Oh boy."

At first (Y/n) had been too shocked to say anything but now they were boiling with rage and were about to land a blow on the red robot's head when the child hero stepped in front of them.

"Don't worry, uh, random citizen! I will protect you from this evil robot!"

It might of been kind of enduring at some other time but (Y/n) had been so ready to pummel that guy that it peeved them instead. They wordlessly pushed the kid aside and once again began to attack the red bot when the other two heros came swooping in and kicked it back to boxmore.

"Are you alright there my dude?" The blue alien asked.

"Did you get my jacket?"

"Huh? No, I kind of thought living was your priority, not saving your stupid shirt-"

The girl with magenta hair and cowboy boots clasped a hand over his mouth and chuckled nervously.

(Y/n) walked away before anyone could say another word, in fact ran, straight to boxmore. Both their wallet and their keys had been left in the jacket pocket.

(Y/n) didn't care to wait around for the heros, because even though they seemed well trained they were also disorganized. (Y/n) had it under wraps anyways.