kirby the colander. inhales and exhales everything liquid.
which end is the real question though.
is it sharts, piss, or maybe cum. IS IT KUM. maybe. probably.
as anonymous' member pulsates, Kirby inhaled it. savouring every last drop of heat. the heat prickling his big round doll like orbs. moist with ecstacy. Kirb exhales it as not only anonymous' pulsating member splatters white, so does kirbs out of sheer enjoyment. then kirby commit vore happily by consuming anonymous and sharting out the blood of his one night stand.
kirby leaves. he goes to tesco hoping for some tesco own brand bread. he only finds soggy bread that smells of amonia. at least he meets his long life friend again after 2 long hrs of not seeing him. The once-ler.
The once-ler never seen that guy in his entire life calls out 'OI SADDO YA DUMB FUCK'. Then he sees him.
Sad-ler in his depressed glory, painted all blue for he felt dead. Once-ler screams 'MY MEMBER' as he dribbles tears of joy. he shrieks out and and runs to hug sad-ler. then sad-ler implodes of depression for he was too sad to comprehend the seeing of his ugly ass lover. woe is me.
The once-ler out of depression read the whisk fic to ease his depressed orbs. however it made it worse. Thus hanging himself in disgust with a Thneed.
then bill cipher in human form burnt the bodies and moronically crackles out 'BUY GOLD BYE'
not like sad-ler had a body left. he was nothing but mere star dust now from imploding just like a supernova. for his fate was written in the stars just like twilight's and mordecais love story.
then kirby vored the ashes. inhaled them thiccly. not before snorting them first and coughing them back up. and quivered his lip in sadness, for he has lost two friends now to depression.
And the whisk fic. kirby never did find out once-ler's real reason for commiting. For his innocence shall be preserved, he will never know of the whisk fic or the hat fic.
