Made by yours truly, Alana
You find a random person/fried potato in the woods, he looks like a hunter. WHAT DO YOU DO?! YA GUESSED IT! SLAUGHTER EM. But first, you need to know what to do.
1. Stalk him for about 3 days or less or more to get valuable information, *cough* more like valuable items in his house.
2. After that make sure to grab some equipment like axes, crossbow, bow, and arrow, knife (most recommended so that you can experience the fun of slowly torturing the poor innocent soul), and more!
3. Make sure random dude/fried potato is all alone or with people (it's also fine just make sure to distract them)
4. After that you can have multiple ways of killing that innocent soul:
-Jumpscare: just surprise attack poor innocent fried potato and make sure to hold on to that knife while your at it but for this technique, I highly recommend the bow, arrow, or crossbow
-Slowly: Fried potato can see you (this will be fun if you use that knife)so you can either cut him before he is brutally slaughtered, maybe let him say his prayers, or let him give you his will *smirks* thennnnnn slowly but so not carefully slice and dice him until his soul is with hades!
-Suicide: fried potato knows he's gonna die today so just let him kill himself, let him choose his own weapons, and yeah! Grab some popcorn and some soda and enjoy this lively and realistic horror show
-Murder: the not so fun way, just grabbing a weapon to kill fried potato
5. Congrats! You managed to brutally slaughter em!
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SpiritualHave you once wished murder was legal.... well *cough* I have This is a book written by your one and only Alpha, Alana. Learn how to do things you wish you didn't know!
