Ask The Kunian Gang!! (My Forged Wedding)

The Animal Gang :D

Requested by exo_miracle

(For all) If you guys were to be an animal what would it be?

Yamato: I would be a dog!

Everyone: What!? Why!?

Yamato: If you can't beat them, join them, right?

Martha: So you're saying that you're weaker than a dog?

Yamato: You don't understand my problems, Pouty!

Martha: Uh.. Okay.. Moving on..

Yuta: Haha! I wanna be a bunny!

Martha: Okay, how come?

Yuta: That way i can hear your whispers and secrets with my long and floppy ears! And i would be soooo kawaii!

Saeki: What colour would you be then?

Yuta: Umm.. Golden brown? Just like my hair!

Martha: Okay, Ren?

Ren: ... I would like to be a cat..

Saeki: Hey no fair you stole my idea!

Ren: Too bad then.. I wanna be a cat because cats are quiet and peaceful animals who can sleep during the day and the night. Plus, people can stroke me and pat me and i could be loved by someone.

Martha: Aww.. Okay, Takao?

Takao: Is it weird that i wanna be a bunny too?

Everyone: Kinda..

Takao: Hehe, it's because bunnies can eat many nutritious vegetables and berries too! And it's really convenient if you're a bunny too, because their poop is round and small like a little pea!

Martha: Alright.. Saeki?

Saeki: I wanna be a cat! 1. Cuz i think they're adorable. 2. Cuz I'm a cat-person. 3. That way i can scare Yamato the dog away!

Yamato: Hey! I'm not afraid of cats!

Saeki: Well you should be! Cuz this cat bites! *Seductively yet evilly grinning*

Martha: @_@

Kuni: Alright, my turn before this turns awkward! I would like to be a lion! The mighty king of the jungle!

Yamato: Lions don't live in jungles..

Kuni: Who cares? That way i can boss you guys around and if not.. I would eat you all! Muahaha!

Yuta: You gotta work on your evil laugh..

Kuni: I'm still working on it..

Martha: Haha! Ask away!!!