Dynaco Stuke

Chapter 1 My freak'in family!

I'm a very very manly boy, I'm strong, I'm buff, and... For some reason people say I'm not any of those things.

My name is Dynaco Stuke. I want to be bald some day, I told my brother Faris, and he said he would scream if he saw me like that. My grandpa is very protective, and he doesn't want him to scream. His screams are so loud, who knows how he does it.

I'm not bald at the moment (but I will be some day.) I was just standing inside when grandpa walked in.

"How are you this morning Dynaco?" he said.

"I'm starving, what do you think!" I said in my most polite way. I looked around for something to eat. The bus pulled up.

"You'll have to skip breakfast today. The bus is here. Go go go!" I was very angry at grandpa. But I still love him. I walked onto the bus and saw my good friend Ammon. We share the same interests like, There's this game called boomer. It's where you fight this hot dog and then you defeat the boss! (Which is a chili dog!) Well, anyways we go to e.f.m which stands for, elementary for men. That's what we like to call it at least. I'm actually not sure why we call it that, because we're in high school.

At first we were silent. But I didn't like things to be awkward. So I said... "I beat the first level of boomer. The next level the chili dog has a bun."

"Oh... That's cool." Ammon doesn't always have a great sense of humor. At least in front of other people. When we're alone, he actually smiles! You would probably think that's sad, but for knowing he's shy, I like that he's himself around me.

"Do you know what class we have first?" I asked ammon.

"I think we have e.f.m."

"e.f.m!" I yelled on the bus.

"SSHHHH!" Ammon whispered. "Don't shout!"

"sorry. I didn't get breakfast. My grandpa is a freakin idiot!" I apologized. The bus was the worst! Why is it so loud? Basically, the rest of the way there, me and ammon were silent because it was even more awkward because of how I yelled. That's why we just sat there. I pulled out A notebook, and started to draw.