Another wrong number AU (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)👌

Chapter 1

Peter's View

Peter:

yo Ned, I got stabbed again. Ples help

I forgot what to do again

yo

Ned

come on Ned, it already took me long enough to get through ur firewall

dude

I'm bleeding here

Ned

Ned

Ned

Ned

Ned

Unknown:

Excuse me? Who are you? How'd you get my number?!

And how did you get through my firewall?! That's not supposed to be possible!

My number is private. You shouldn't be able to text me!

Peter:

come on Ned

I dont really have time for this right now

Unknown:

I'm not "Ned"

And again, who are you and how did you get through my firewall?!

Peter:

u sure ur not Ned?

also, it wasnt THAT hard

it just took a little more time than usual

so I really need help right now, cuz those 20min wasted a lot of my blood

Unknown:

20MIN!?

IT TOOK YOU ONLY 20MIN TO HACK MY FIREWALL!?

WHO ARE YOU!?

and yes, I'm SURE that I'm not Ned

Peter:

ok 1: I'm not gonna tell a random stranger on the internet my name

I'm not that stupid

for all I know ur gonna kidnap me

and 2: aw man, wrong number then

well do YOU know how to deal with a stab wound?

Unknown:

1st) If you're not gonna tell me, then I'll just find out by myself

2nd) GO TO A HOSPITAL

Peter:

yeah, no can do

Unknown:

May I ask why?

Peter:

bc...

reasons

Unknown:

Ok, now I'm even more suspicious

AND WHY CAN'T I HACK YOU!?

Peter:

Wait-

ur trying to hack me!?

u know what, dO uR wOrSt

not gonna happen

and r u gonna help me with my stab wound or not?

Unknown: