Measure the length of my-

Bent over.....

I pressed the button of the time machine...
A 17inch metal slong departs from the machine.
"LUCA!" i yell
A HARD force slams me to the wall....Not as hard as lucas 2incher... but very hard. Everything went black. I went into whip lash. Instead of my usual whip to the ass, it was a whip to my huge ass forehead. I felt my Mcdonald's hairline reseed even more!
* 2 hours later *
Holy shit...my head hurts...where-
Where am i?!?
I took a quick gander. The roads were dirt...The buildings were wood. The sun was blazing. I could feel the vibrations of horses buckling around rather than automobiles engines.
Speaking of engines....Where is my SWEAT lover? My sweat sexy luca. My orgasm in human form, my  cum sock on 2 legs.
"must...find..lover"
I was exhausted. The hot air and lack of hydration was killing me. I needed my sweat lovers lucas lips.....
In order to go back to my sexy luca i need to find the missing iron slong that fell off my time machine!
As soon as i got up, a huge horse kicked me back down.
"You fellah, You dont look like ya beLONG ere....Where'abouts arya from bud?"
A Blonde cowgirl said whilest having her boot on my chest preventing me from getting up. Lowkey kinda liked that. Reminds me of when my 537 pound boyfriend sits on me. Get your head out of the gutter virgo!
"Toronto mmam" i replied
"Yer frim toronto boi? Aint that up all the north? Mee oh my oh. long wayz frim ere boi. Wouldya like to cum to my little lot boi. Don look like ya got much of a home boi" The blonde replied
"...shelter? Yes! yes! i'd appreciate that mmam"
I responded.
"yer look a tad parched boi, bartender wey go boi"
The blonde said as picking me up by the collar and throwing me on the back of her horse.
Buckling to the nearest pub, which had to be 30 seconds away on foot, i was scanning the area for the night iron slong i needed to get back to my lover.

"Oi bartender, get this feller a 6pack quicks" The blond yelled while banging her fist on the bar.
wow...almost reminds me of how luca bangs me for 9 hours and 3 rounds. I sure do miss when we had bloody sex.
"Drink up boi, loosen up. yhu gon sure do need it" she passed me a beer
I didnt know what she meant. Need it? Why would i need a beer? Why do i have to loosen up? With no hesitations, i downed the beer. She smirked.
We walked out of the bar and she swong me over her horse.
We buckled all the way to her lot. I was excited to finally have a night of rest. Even though i'm in a whole other century. Every night back in 2021 luca would dick me down. It was great to finally give my sore asshole a rest. I could probably shove a Car tire up that feller.
The horse stopped, the blonde jumped off and yanked me to the ground. she...she...she-
She PUT A COLLAR ON MY NECK?!?
"gullible feller arentya" she cackled
She then proceeded to drag me into her little house. Her house had a bed, a bucket for peeing and a table.  Not much. Where was she going to keep me? Where was i going to sleep? We could barely both fit in here.
She pushed her shit filled pee bucket and opened a hatch....
she dragged me down the latter and my eyes widened.
It was a SEX CHAMBER?!?
In the corner sat a little rolley polley meatball lookin feller in a cage.
god was i getting luca flashbacks. I sure missed when he dominated me and put me in cages.
The blonde handcuffed me to the wall.
"prepare...for tha night of ur life boi" she cackled.
She then turned around to get something from the corner.
And there it was...
The MIGHTY 17ICH IRON SLONG.
"No please, I NEED THIS. I NEED THAT" i yelled.

"Ya sure forward arent ya..Never once had one of my puppy's beg for it" She said as she started preparing the mighty iron slong.
And before you know it...It was lodged up my ass. God did i miss my sweat luca lulvante

i blacked out....

"VIRGO? " my lover screamed out

"LUCA?!?" "WHERE AM I?"
"Where else would you be daddy?" "Toronto"