( this is going to be a texting chapter)
Ein:
Aphmau!!!!
Aphmau💜: what ein????
Ein : Welcome to the Internet! Have a look around~
Aphmau💜: ????
Ein: anything that brain of yours can think can be found~
Ein: we've got mountains of content-
Aphmau💜: Ein what the fuck are you talking about!?!?
Ein: Some better, some worse if none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first~
Aphmau💜: ein....
Ein: Welcome to the Internet! Come and take a seat would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic;
Aphmau💜: ein what-why would I want to see any woman's feet???!!
Ein: this isn't a test,HAHA just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest.
Aphmau💜 who's we!?
Ein: Welcome to the Internet! What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage! We've got a million different ways to engage!
Aphmau💜: ...
Ein: welcome to the Internet! Put your cares aside here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine year old who died we've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports!~
Aphmau💜: Ein!
Ein: and a bunch or colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other!
Aphmau💜: 😳
Ein: hehe welcome to the Internet! Hold onto your socks 'cause a random guy just sent you pictures of his cock they are grainy and off putting; he just sent you more don't act surprised——you know you like it, you whore!!~
Aphmau💜: 😱 Ein what the fuck!
Ein: see a man get beheaded, get offended, see a shrink show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think start a rumor, but a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer or dm a girl and groom her; do a zoom or a find a tumor in your-
Aphmau💜: find a tumor where?
Ein: here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom here's why women never fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb!!
Aphmau💜: ...
Ein: which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz. Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids~
Ein: could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime! Anything and everything all of the time!~
Ein: could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime! Anything and everything all of the time!~
Ein: ....
Ein: you know, it wasn't always like this.
Aphmau💜: I ummm
Ein: not very long ago, just before your time right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chat room or two we set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you!
Aphmau💜: I'm going to find you now 😒
Ein: you, insatiable you mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two~~
Ein: and it did all the things we designed it to do now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
Ein: you, you! Unstoppable, watchable your time is now, your insides out, honey, how you grew~
Ein: and if we stick together, who knows what we'll do? It was always the plan to put the world in your hand~
Aphmau💜: really!?!?
Ein: HAHAHAHA
Ein: could I interest you in everything all of the time? A bit of everything all of the time.
Ein: apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime anything and everything all of the time!~
Ein: could I interest you in everything all of the time? A bit of everything all of the time. Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime anything and everything and anything and everything and anything and everything all of the time!!!
Aphmau💜 : what happened ein?
Ein: wait you don't know the song.....
Aphmau💜: ooooohh it's a song 😅
Ein:😓
YOU ARE READING
aphmau x ein (*THIS IS VERY OLD SORRY IF ITS BAD*)
Fanfictionein is a shy werewolf who meets a beautiful raven haired girl and falls in love ~ this raven haired werewolf her name is Aphmau.Her best friend Aaron falls in love with his best friend blaze but is it a bro love or true love ?
