KarkitVantas: CG: HEY FUCKASS, SINCE YOURE BORED AS FUCK, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?!
Creepygamer13: I dare you to switch bodies with fem Karkat.
Me: Wwell Kar, my day wwas the usual. Not havvin a matesprit, bein rejected by evveryone. Same ol same ol.
Me: And Cod, Creepygamer13! For howw long?! Wwhy do you insist on puttin me in these situations?!
Karkit: HELL NO. IM NOT DOING THIS SHIT.
Me: Shut it, princess. *waves wand and we levitate into the air*
Karkit: PUT ME DOWN, FUCKASS!!
*A blinding light goes off and when it dims we are on the floor*
Me: Oww. Cod, that hurt. *rubs head, accidentally rubs horns, but feels little nubby ones*
Karkit: *sits up and looks down at self* Oh no. Nononono!
Me: I feel so helpless... *looks at self* *checks out da booty* You got a plush rump there, Kar.
Karkit: OH MY GOG. *looks at dyed strand of hair* I FEEL SO.....EMPTY INSIDE... *feels horns slightly*
Me: I could do so many things wwith this body.......
Karkit: DONT YOU DARE, ERIKAH!
Me: Dont you mean....... KARKIT VANTAS?! *assumes her voice*
Karkit : ALRIGHT. YOU WANNA PLAY DIRTY, ILL PLAY DIRTY. *clears throat* *assumes my voice* Oh Im Soooooo desperate for a Matesprit. But wwe dont evven havve to hook up, wwe can just fill pails~~
Me: You wwouldnt!
Karkit: I WOULD!
Me: *glares* OH WELL. I GUESS ILL GO AND CONFESS MY FLUSH TO SOLLUX!!
Karkit: *gasps* Then I guess Im going to go over to the Makara's hivve and go pail wwith them aaaaaaallll niiiiight looooonng~~
Me: *blushes and stomps out* IM DOING IT!
Kark: So am I!!!!!
//XD I had waaaaay too much fun with this. Baiii~~~ - Mun//
