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Bomb them from the inside

Tear their heart out and roast it on a stick

Decapitation

Annihilation 

Shove an adult head down their throat 

Bombs

Arson

Trap em in a building 

Blood loss

Stabbing

Hanging

Force feed them typos 

Suffocation

Drowning

Burning 

Melt their face off

Hit them in the head really fucking hard with a bat

Take advantage of their weaknesses

Light the wood on fire 

Death by are

Tear them apart

Shove a snake scope down their throat and plug their noses so they suffocate 

Electric shock 

Roast Roast over a campfire and eat their kneecaps for lunch

Cannibalism 

Drive an electrified cattle prod through their torso

Cut off their limbs

Shove barbed wire through their arms 

Yeet them out a window 

Defenestration 

Hand them an umbrella and tell them to become Mary Poppins off a 10 story building

Beat their ass with a metal pipe

Overdose 

Throw them in front of a train 

Rub them over with a car or boat

Tie em up and Hitt all the pressure points

Feed them to the sharks

Neck snap

Use them as a human shield

Carefully peel off their skin with tongs - don't peel off too much - and slowly rip their organs out. End with major organs for maximum pain

Gunshot through the head or heart

Rip out their organs

Tear open their stomach and rearrange shit 

Torture by hard-core shipping them with their worst enemy

Death by blood eagle

Turns out Death by falling out of bed is a thing-

Paper cuts everywhere

Just a single papercut them throw them to the piranhas 

Preform the volcano experiment inside them

Make them walk into a room of Jews and yell "HAIL HITLER"

Paper cut them and dip them in vinegar 

Tell them to pose for a picture and drop a fucking pillar on them 

Human guinea pig

Eyeball piercing 

Paint them and let if seal so they suffocate

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