the beging

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by tomocollection

by tomocollection

gf was sitting on her speakers waitign for the next rap battle to begin with her boyfriend bf

"beep boip skeedobo eop" said bf
"you have such a way with words i will never leave you" gf responded

then suddenly a really hunky man came in.

"hello my name is jesus christ worship the lord amen *praying*" the hot and sexy guy said

girlfriends jaw DROPPED to the ground in disbelief "woah...how can he be so cute....fuck....i lied to my boyfriend....." she thought to herself. gf felt bad that she felt this way, but you cant control who you love after all...
gf bites her lip at jesus, the hunky guy winks at her, bf doesnt know what any of this means he just wnats to rap battle the guy

"lets see if you're verified in the eyes of god like you are in your career." jesus said

"bobop bee booba" bf went at him 0 chill!!!!!! jesus sweats in fear. gf is frothing over the hot man
will bf keep his future wedded wife or will he lose him to the hunky jesus? he doesnt know whats coming at all poor thing

jesus began to rap
"praise god lord the lord reject penis give intop the spiritual lifestyle"
"bepbpoepbo pboeo0opeiogioopoazPO pofbpo oep opobpebor grfbo"
"f-fuck...hes better than i thoguht..." thought jesus
"go to chuyrch go to church learn the bible get a bible read the bible"
"bnoebobpo pebbebwisaobooaoo obo peopeodbpboepoebobep o"

time skip

the rap battle continued on for about 2 hours. gf fell asleep on the 3rd song bvecause jesus was so hot, she woke up as soon as they ended and decided the winner

"jesus win" she said as jesus stood in shock

WHAT!!! no way gf likes jesus.. more than her own boyfriend>!?
"beep bo?" said bf. "im soryr bf it had to be this way... but i just cant control myself arounjd him...hes so hot... i hope you understand<3"

"its ok im gay and like pico anyway bop skeeboodop bep" responded bf, gf gasped in disbelief "really? i wish you well. im going to marry jesus christ now im sure my parents will approve of him!"
jesus and gf walked away holding hands

to be continued