As always,I was eating my hourly taco,when I heard a bang at the door.But it wasn't a knock,it was loud."Hey,it's police!Let us in!"Apparently I was I trouble with the police.Maybe it was my neighbor coming to see if I wanted a muffin...no.
I tried to casually waltz to the door,which was really hard, considering that I had the waste of a hippopotamus.I almost knocked over my prized hotdog statue,which was crappily made by yours truly.When I opened the door, two men were standing there."Hello,sir we are here to escort you to-"Goon #1 was interrupted."CLASSSSSSIIIFFIIIIIED SOLDIER!"
"Ugh...why are you here?!I was eating my hourly taco!!!"I don't think I was supposed to scream at the armed forces over a taco.And I wasn't.Then the two officers grabbed me and pulled me toward a limousine.
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RandomI am fat.I love food.I eat tacos all the time.I was eating one when they came for me.I ran out of the Mexican restaurant,still chomping the taco. They came in with their guns,the Darkans.I heard them coming after me...I darted into an alley.Then...
