IF ANYONE KNOWS ME IRL NO YOU DONT SHUT UP AND GO HOME
yesterday, we had a piece of cheese and it was very good
~uh uh uh uh iiiiiiii i love you y/n
~i love you too bojo hobo
OMG I HOPE HE DOESN'T SEE THIS I'M GONNA BE SO EMBARRASSED 😩
EVERYTHING UNTIL I SAY SO IS IN A FLASHBACK FORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y/N POV:
I was watching the evening news on ITV when my boyfriend of 4 years shat on the brand new WHITE carpet. I was fucking FUMING. He said he was sorry but I'd had enough on his crazy antics. I grabbed all my things and left. Where was I going? I have no idea. Not many places were open due to coronavirus but luckily I packed my Boris Johnson facemask so I was prepared.
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I didn't have a car because I was always too nervous to get my licence so my boyfriend offered to drive me everywhere. I loved him until he started shitting on my clean and fresh carpets. He would never clean it up and it was left for me to clean. #theyhatetoseeagirlbosswinning
Anygay, I was wandering the streets of London, trying to find some food or some kind of shelter, when this black tesla parked up next to me.
"Uh-uh-uh-uh h-hello t-there, do you need a ride anywhere? Y-y-y-you look lost and alone. I promise I'm not a creepy old man." The driver said as they rolled down the blacked out windows. I decided to take them on their offer, seeing as I didn't exactly have anywhere to go. Maybe they could help me.
"Yeah sure. I haven't got anywhere to go anyway. Can you take me to the nearest hotel please? I've got some money if you wanted some... as a thank you." I replied.
"Nah i-i-i-i-it's alright love. I don't need t-t-t-t-t-t-t-the money. I'm rich babes. How about.. instead of taking you to a hotel, I take you back to my place? I'll get you some food and there's a nice king size bed there with your name on it. Speaking of which.. what is your name?"
"Oh okay, sure that would be nice." I said. His voice seemed very familiar but I couldn't tell without a face. "Uh my names Y/N, what's yours?"
"Oh my golly gosh, what a great name. Does my voice sound familiar? Well, that's because I'm the one and only-"
