It was a dark stormy night. The night was cold the goround was wet. My name was wadsworth. I was attended to a so called "little" get party. I'm the butler of the matoin where the party will take place. As I arrived the matoin there was two giant dogs i had to feed. I went inside. Yvet the maid was in the library perpareing it for the guests. I went to the kitchen and saw the cook. She turned around and had a knife pointed at me. Dinner will be ready at 7:30 she said. Then the doorbell rang and there was Cornel mustard at the door. THen the dorrbell rang again it was Mrs.white. THen arrived was Mr. Green, After him was Mrs.Peackock. MEAN WHILE..... Mrs. Scarlet Was at the side of the road Where her car broke Down. Professor Plum On his way saw Ms.Scarlet on the side of the road looking at the engine of her car with her leg up. THe Professor Plum quickly stopped and went back. Ms. Scarlet got into his car and they started drivng. WHere ya headed said Professor plum. Ms. Scarlet said Ummmmm Hill house. The Professor plum Said that is exactly where I'm going. THey finally reached the house. And they where sent to the library. In the library lightning crashed and mr.Green spilt his shampain all over mrs.peacock. On to the dining room the 6 guests had dinner. for the main course was soup and dessert as monkeys brains. mrs.peakock said this is one my favortie recipies. Then all of a sudden Mr.body came through the door. They all whent to the study. I said well it is time to reval your selfves. Mrs. white was first she killed both of her husbands, Mr . Green said i will reveal my self. "Please there are ladies presant." said cornel mustard No you idiot . I am Homosexual. And i work for the government and if they find out i will be in troble. mrs.Scarlet ran a buisness of providing me with a lady for a short while ... If you know what i mean.
