I woke up and checked the time it was 3am. My mouth is feeling dry. I quietly get up from the air bed and feel my way into the kitchen. I should have brought my phone. I have run into the dining table and bench.
I see take a cautious step step forward and 'squish' my bare foot lands into something squishy and wet. I can feel it seeping through my toes. And then I smell this god awful smell.
And I knew what I was standing in. I feel around for a light and switch it on. I look down and see that my foot is covered in a brown substance.
I am really hoping that it isn't what I think it is. I look to where I stepped and then my worse fears were accepted I had stepped in someone's shit.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah what the fuck"
I hear foot steps walk into the kitchen and see everyone standing in the door way looking at me. And I know when they saw what I had stepped in they screwed up the faces in disgust.
" Minho Hyung do your cats shit that big" I hear Yongbok ask and see his eyes widen. He looks so shocked.
"No you idiot it wasn't Soonie,Doongie or Dori. Yongbok that is human shit"
"Someone broke into our house while we were asleep and shit in the kitchen"
i looked at Yongbok in disbelief did he really think that.
" Felix one of you guys shit in the kitchen"
"Chan Hyung why would one of us shit in the kitchen.
" you tell me"
" your blaming me Hyung? Do you have proof. Maybe DNA test it.
"Im not blaming you Yongbok "
" so one of us took a shit in the kitchen, who does that"
" well Yongbok and I get drunk often together and that has never happened"
I then look around at the other three my eyes landed on Jisung he would be the one to do this. I see his eyes widen as he sees my looking at him.
"Hyung I did not shit in the kitchen"
"Well someone did and honestly I think I you would just to fuck with me"
"Ok I would but at your house how would I know that you would step in it"
taking a deep breath I think about what he said and it's true. I seem to be forgetting something till.
"Chan Hyung why are you still standing there with shit on your foot I thought you would have washed it off by now"
Yongbok is just staring at my foot that has now dried shit on it it even dried between the toes. Scrunching my nose up I run to the bathroom to was it off.
As I'm trying to get it off I am heaving how did I stand in a pile of human fecal matter. How does this happen to me and it smells so bad.
After cleaning my foot thoroughly and double checking to ensure I got it all. I got out of the shower and went down stairs where everyone was waiting for me.
"Chan Hyung are you ok" I look at Changbin and shook my head.
"No I am not so who is going to own up to it " when I get no answer I just roll my eyes
"Did someone Atleast clean it"
"I did and it was gross whoever did that needs to get checked cause something died up their ass"
Atleast Minho cleaned it but still I actually stepped in shit.
" we should all go back to bed I'm tired as fuck"
I look at Yongbok
"Really Yongbok "
"Sorry you stepped in shit Hyung but I'm tired"
Awwww his so cute when he whines. I nod my head signalling for him to go. I watch them all go back to bed, i check my foot one more time before going into bed myself.
I swear if I find out who the fuck shit in the kitchen I'll kill them, I think as I slowly drifted off into a sleep filled with nightmares of my foot stepping in squishy disgusting shit.
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