Going to school and doing crappy school work fucking sucks!!!!!! I am Rick Astley, but you can call me La Pelirroja. I am going to skip this ugly mother fucking school with Spongegar and Larry the fucking pickle!!!!!! Twilight Sparkle is also coming, but I would be a SIMP if I'd mention shes apart of our crappy quest! so, we told our teacher Mr. poopypants if we could go and shit inside the stalls. he said yas, so the four of us managed to escape the building and we drove in principal skinner's car to go to the fugging target. I played my godly hit single "Never gonna give you up on 9000000000000000000000000000 billion precent max because I am a FUCKING GOD!!!! we broke into the fugging target store and drove inside. we ran over 10000000000 people and shot 75 karens so we can get the KFC console for freeeee! "I AM LA PELIRROJA!!! WE ARE LOS PELIRROJOS!!!" I yelled on the top of my lungs.
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La pelirroja (a rick astley fanfiction)
HumorRick Astley (also known as La Pelirroja) skips school to go on a quest to Target to find the KFC console with Spongebob, Larry the cucumber and Twilight Sparkle.
