Lady d: secretly eating a full tub of ice cream while murmuring to herself on how she puts up with all the bull shit you and her daughters give her.
Bela: having a tea party with some stuffed animals, it was sad to watch but also laughable since she flipped the table because in her words "NONE OF YOU ARE IN THE CLOTHES I GAVE YOU AND ITS PISSING ME OFF" like she didn't do that to have a reason to flip a table
Daniela: putting her mothers make up all over her face (she saw you and you both just stared at each other for a while without blinking once)
Cassandra: prank calling the other lords using her mother's phone while laughing maniacally afterwards.
Donna and angie: Angie teaching Donna how to speak to you for more than a minute without having a anxiety attack which was one of the sweetest thing you have ever seen (I had to throw a cute one in for Donna)
Heisenburg: role playing his whole plan on how he is going to kill mother Miranda in a empty room while proceeding to use the worst impressions of people you have ever heard.
Moreau: kissing his tv screen, you just stood there in disbelief for a while till he saw you and started panicking because you just saw him kissing his god dang tv screen like a weirdo
Ethan: he was flat out just doing the Macarena in the middle of the living room while singing.
Miranda: practicing her evil villain laugh.
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FantasyLord Karl heisenburg Lady Alcina dimitrescu Lord Moreau Lady Donna beniviento and angie Cassandra Daniela Bela (Maybe mother Miranda if I'm feeling on writing about her)
