A random human POV: Hello uhm this is a joke and I made out of boredom please don't sue me anyways back to the story
Shrek's POV: It all started when I met a boy at the lockers I decided to talk to him because I had no friends... I saw that he got bullied I got so mad I asked him if he was okay and he said “Y-y-y-y-yes I am I-i-i-i-i-i-i A-a-a-a-always get bullied 😞😞😞😢😢😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺” I turned into a sussy baka out of anger 😱😱😱😱😱 I screamed “WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU LET THEM HURT YOU BABY 😱😱😱😱😱👿👿👿👿👿👿😞😞😞😞😞” Out of shock and surprise I was blushing so hard for calling him baby.
Shuichi's POV: I was so surprised that Shrek called me baby I wish we can make out but I'm so emo and depressed I don't think he'll ever love a stupid emo.... But I won't give up I'll turn into a UwU boy just for my future husband. If I see someone trying to steal him I will murder them and feed they're flesh to the lions. 😈😈😈😈😈😈
A random human's POV: Yeah I'm to lazy to finish this today so I'll make another one tomorrow I think stay tuned for the rest 😱😱😱😱😱😱