Shrek wakes up from his beauty sleep which he got 20 hours of sleep.
*UwU🌸*
He starts to look around his room and spots his uniform on a chair by his desk. He grabs it and walks to the bathroom to put it on.
*this is what it looks like*
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"uwu im so pretty 🥺" shrek says. He puts on his shoes and goes down stairs.
"Good morning sweety!" his mom said yelling from the living room.
"Good morning!" he yells back to his mom.
"Your food is on the counter." mom says.
"Ok thanks."
Shrek starts to eat but then checks the time. *7:40*
"THE BUS ARRIVES IN 3 MINUTES!" shrek runs to get his backpack.
"Goodbye mom!" he yells.
"Bye hunny."
Shrek runs to the bus stop.
*she a runner she a trackstar⭐*
Just as shrek got there the bus was there, so he rushed to get in. Once he sat down his phone rang.
*ring ring bitch 🤪🤞*
"Hello?"
"Hunny you left your lunch" his mom said kinda worried.
"Uhhh i dont wanna go back!" he says frustrated.
"Oh well ask your friends to get you something." His mom said relieved
Is this bitch relieved?
Yes. Yes she is.
"Ok mom i have to go now bye👋"
*damn shrek and his stanky ass 😒👊*
*TIME SKIP*
Shrek got to school and right before he could enter his class, he felt someone pull him into a closet.
OMG ITS SONIC MY CRUSH💘
"U-uh s-s-se-n-p-pai?"
AUTHORS NOTE:
I really dont know what this is but I dont know if i should make a part two. 🧍♀️😐
*there might be spelling errors but um im lazy to fix them*
YOU ARE READING
Oneshot!!! SHREK X SONIC
FanfictionMade this as a joke during quarantine, it's ass but read it if you want *art is not mine*
