reddit x tumblr

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(A/N: I didn't realize they had a completely different personality, I'm gonna attempt to recreate it in later chapters. I'll also start doing Reddit's POV cause third POV is boring 😎✌)

Tumblr was smiling before she realized that Reddit was in the elevator. When she saw him, her smile completely dropped. She could also see Reddit repeatedly pressing on the elevator button. She got in the elevator casually, and could hear Reddit mumble a curse.

She tapped the button that had the number three plastered on it. Reddit grimaced. He was going to the same floor as her. This was gonna be pretty fucking awkward.

He leaned against the wall again. He wanted the elevator walls to comfort him, but to no avail.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Tumblr asked, smacking on her questionable colored gum. "I work here, you absolute buffoon" reddit shot back.
"I wouldn't know that since you aren't very famous anyways" Tumblr blew a bubble. "Good to know that you're self entitled" if Reddit didn't have a permanent smile on his face, he'd probably look frustrated that he has to deal with this hellspawn.

"Maybe I am self entitled, but at least I don't obsess over karma" Tumblr said with a bit of pride. Before Reddit could say anything back he heard the elevator ring, and open on their destination.

Reddit walked out of the elevator first. "Sure, whatever. Just don't act like you own the place" he said, stepping out. "The hell's that supposed to mean??" She whisper-yelled while running after him.

Reddit had thought that was his cue to act cool and leave, but his tiny brain forgot that they worked on the same floor. He mentally face palmed.

"It means you should leave me alone" he whisper-yelled back. "Oh? This is the direction of my office room thing is. Do you work in this area too?" She asked.

"God" he rubbed his face, stopped, and turned to her. "Just stop talking for five seconds.. please?" He said, but sounded more like a beg.

She waits a few seconds, then says "it's been five seconds" Reddit groans in frustration. With his permanent smile, he'd probably look like a psychopath.

He's walked passed about four office rooms, while Tumblr is basically torturing him. He doesn't want to deal with her, so he starts to run.

"H-heY!" She says, and startd to chase after him. "What the fuck are you doing?! Go tO YOUR OFFICE!" Reddit yells. Tumblr somehow catches up to him and grabs him, and he skids to a stop before he dislocates his shoulder.

"Hey I heard yelling-" Twitter peeked out of his office. He saw Reddit and Tumblr, and said "ohoho! Didn't think the virgin would have a girlfriend!" Twitter snickered, and leaned against the wall.

"The fuck? Why in the fucking hell would I date this bast-" Tumbler looked down, and saw that they appeared to be holding hands. This is probably worse than the worst case scenario she thought of.

Tumblr let go of Reddit, and he soon realized the misunderstanding. "Listen man, this is not what you think it is-" "What's up with this racket? I'm trying to work" Pornhub or PH for short came out of her office. Despite her Canadian origin, she appeared to have a britian accent for some reason. "Excuse me, but how does she belong here?" Tumblr questioned aloud.

"Aye, I see you and don't tell you to become a pornstar, don't judge me, alright?" She looked towards Twitter and asked "now tell me, what are these apps doing in the middle of the hallway?"

"Oh, it just seems that they are in some sort of relatio-" "we are NOT in a GODDAMN relationship! Why can't you just LISTEN for once in your FUCKING life?" Reddit screeched. "Hm? A secret relationship then?" PH ignored Reddit's outburst and looked towards the two. "Don't worry, I won't bother you guys in bed" she chuckled. "But you guys can call for a threesome anytime if you'd like~" she lightly closed her office door.

Reddit rubbed is face and groaned. He hated this, once Twitter gets ahold of something juicy and worth spreading around, there is no way to stop him. It's like a virus, except much, much worse.

Tumblr sighed. "He's not even my type. I like buff and smart people, and he is neither of those" she said, slightly desperately. "Sure bud, sure. I'm glad Red' finally got a replacement for his body pillows, it was starting to concern me" he laughs and gets back into his office.

"Wait, you have body pillows?" Tumblr looked at him "Is that what you are concerned about?" Reddit said back, as he finally walked to his office, without her following him. He slammed the door. Tumblr finally took the moment of silence to look at her note containing a number of which office she would use.

The numbers on the wall were almost identical to the ones she was near, so she kept going down the hall. When she reached her destination, she used her keys that she was given, unlocked the door, and closed it behind her. She took a moment to examine the room. It was plain, and she could decorate it however way she wanted. She smiled, and knew she was gonna have a pretty good job.