Lila's Exposion Oneshots

Volpina (Alternate Scene)

Summary: What if the Akuma Class are smart enough as Marinette? Let's find out!

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Marinette ran into the school and saw her classmates gushing about the new student. She went confused but she went to Alya for answers.

Alya: Hey, Marinette! Have you heard the news of the new student?

Marinette: No, I haven't.

Alya: Well, the new girl, Lila Rossi, said that she was friends with close celebrities we've known like Prince Ali and Jagged Stone.

Marinette: How is that possible?

Alya: No clue, but I'm pretty sure she's too young to be friends with them, and we never heard of her name worldwide.

Marinette: True. Also, where is she?

Alya looks around and she found her with Adrien upstairs, then she went annoyed.

Alya: She's up there.

Marinette followed her best friend's pointed finger and gets annoyed when she saw her and Adrien.

Adrien: I'm very happy to meet you, Lila.

Lila: Me too. Also, I have to tell you something.

Adrien: Sure. But, I want you to meet someone first.

Adrien called Marinette and Alya nudged at her.

Alya: Hey, Prince Kitty Cat wants you to be there.

Marinette: Shut up, Vix.

Marinette walks upstairs to catch up with them.

Adrien: Lila, this is Marinette, my girlfriend.

Lila's smile dropped when she realized Adrien was taken, but she fake smiles.

Lila: It's nice to meet you, Marinette.

Marinette: You too! So, I heard that you're friends with Jagged Stone, right?

Adrien realized what she is doing then he gave Lila a Cheshire cat smile.

Lila: Oh, I do! He even wrote a song about me after I save his kitten from an airplane runway.

That is the cue for Juleka to step in.

Juleka: I don't think he remembers that story.

Lila: Really? What makes you say that?

Juleka: Because that's my dad.

Lila was surprised by her answer.

Marinette: Is there any connection between you and other celebrities?

Lila: Of course! I went to Achu to see Prince Ali!

Rose jumps in being wild just like wild roses.

Rose: Ali never mentions you! He doesn't even recognize you!

Lila gasped but she continues.

Lila: I was friends with Audrey Bourgeois. I even give her some fashion tips-

Chloe ambushed in followed by her best friend Sabrina and her sister Zoe who was very angry.

Chloe: Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous! Zoe and my mother never met you! She even barely knows your name!

Zoe agreed and Sabrina holds out her phone looking for laws Lila broke.

Lila: That's not true! I even met Emilie Graham de Vanily and I even gave her advice on the film Solitude-

Adrien: The Emilie Graham de Vanily, who later named Emilie Agreste through marriage?! My mother?!

The class was surprised that Adrien had never been angry before.

Adrien: My mother never met you. You never advised her. Why? BECAUSE SHE'S GONE WHEN I WENT HOMESCHOOLED!!!

Lila went terrified but she continues.

Lila: B-But, I have met Ladybug before.

Ladybug jumped in looking unimpressed.

Ladybug: Sorry, Citizen. But, I never heard or met you. You were just telling lies to become popular.

Ladybug turned to the class.

Ladybug: Sorry, guys. I was patrolling for the Akuma when I heard her saying she's my friend. So, bug out!

Ladybug left and Marinette came back unnoticed.

Alya: So, you were saying?

Adrien: And, what are you going to tell me?

Lila gave up and stormed off.

Lila: Ugh! You guys are too smart for this!

The class cheered before going to their classroom.

Marinette: You know, lying like this would affect anyone harmfully.

Alya: Yeah. Good thing I fact-check the video I shoot with Lila. I would lose my career because of it.

The girls laughed and then changed the subject before class is started.