Why Harry, why?!

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Hey. Well i didnt post for the last few months. Don't have an actual excuse but 🤷🏼‍♀️. Sorry
So this is a Harry Potter one shot.
Enjoy :)

Ships: none (except for romione)
Time set: 19 year old

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Why did she leave Harry Potter and Ron Weasley all alone for more than 5 minutes?!
This is what Hermione Granger though to herself while watching the scene that was presenting infront of her.
They are gona be the death of her.
Look, they were spending the day in the muggle world, Harry's idea. The day was quite enjoyable, going to the pub, shopping, exploring. That was until she let her stupid boyfriend and stupider best friend to go to the bookshop.

After she found a load of books, Hermione decided to find the two imature fish that she call her best friends. She was welcome with quite a surprise.

« YOU STUPID COW »
« Harry pls calm down-»
« SHAME ON YOU, SHAME ON YOUR FAMILY, SHAME ON YOUR COW » ;)
« Harr- »
« FERET! YOU ARE A FERRET »
« Its just i- »
« ME WHO DEFEATED VOLDEMORT »
« Everyone is looking at us »
« NO ONE HAS EVER DISRESPECTED ME LIKE THAT »
« I give up »

Ron approached his girlfriend, Hermione raising her eyebrows.

« They went out of strawberry ice cream... »

Hey, hope you guys enjoyed it. Might be kinda occ, but I do think that outside being the chosen, Harry is a goffy teen and is realy funny when drinking.

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