Case 7: "Big Dictator Energy" (#1488)
A few hours after you're grouped by the professor, tatambakan na niya ang group chat ng mga gusto niyang ma-achieve sa report. Code word "NIYA," dahil mayroon siyang dictator energy na tila ibinase sa totalitarian politician's handbook.
Nagsimula na siyang mang-interrogate about the project nang mabuo ang grupo ninyo sa unang araw ng klase – even when the project isn't due for another four months.
Kung swertehin ka, this dictatorship would be fruitful dahil maayos ang magiging output ng group ninyo. But as with most dictators, you'd come to realize that control freaks are often overcompensating for their personal insecurities, which means that everyone aside from the Dictator will be fixing the shitty group presentation 3 hours before the report.
Case 8: "Time In, Time Out" (#0/1)
Umuuwi sa bahay araw-araw dahil may curfew. Magbibigay ng passable output sa group work. Unsurprisingly, makakalimutan mo na ang pangalan niya within 3 weeks.
Case 9: "Akshully" (#42)
One of the so-called outcasts ng klase. Either tahimik sa meetings, or kung anu-anong nerd eklat ang pinagsasabi. Either way, maayos pa rin ang contribution niya, kahit galit siya deep inside kapag 'di perfect score ninyo sa project. Just understand na pino-project niya ang perfectionist expectations ng parents niya sa project n'yo, and that you should never, EVER, make fun of the action figures in his room.
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