Imperial Japan: Where is Third?
F.Italy: idk, he might come out if we open a bottle of beer
I. Japan: you think it will work?
F. Italy: only one way to find out *opens a bottle of beer*
Third Reich*Breaks the door down* ICH SMELL BIER
F. Italy: knew it
Reich: *snatches the bottle from Italy*
Japan: you think that would work with USSR?
Italy: that is a mystery we can solve..... Later!