daeyeol, calling the 99s: why is jibeom at the hospital?!
joochan: he uhhh fell down the stairs??? i think??
donghyun, snatching the phone: that dumbass tried to pull a stupid stunt to impress jaehyun
daeyeol: oh my god...
donghyun: he said he could run up the stairs 5 stairs at a time
joochan in the distance: he can't
donghyun: jaehyun, the other dumbass, believed him and asked him to do it
jaehyun in the distance: IT WASNT MY FAULT HE MADE IT SOUND SO CONVINCING!
donghyun: jaehyun, shut up. you know it's your fault.
daeyeol: wait so how bad is it?
donghyun: somewhere between his bone snapped and his leg is torn off
jibeom, snatching the phone: dude relax, it's just a scratch
jaehyun in the distance: YOUR ANKLE IS BROKEN
jibeom: sprained, actually
joochan snatching back the phone: anyway he's fine now! mood wise. and jaehyun is impressed(?) by his love so problem solved!
daeyeol: WHAT PROBLEM SOLVED DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THATS GONNA COST
joochan: oh. right.
