Problem Children

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this is gonna be unedited until i get my computer back, so, sorry for any mistakes.

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Hawks: hey, children of UA, can I adopt y'all?

Shoto: YES! PLEASE!

Natsuo: pfft-

Dabi: wtf, no. Hawks, no adopting them. ESPECIALLY Sho

Shoto: man, fuck you.

Dabi: sorry, that's reserved for Hawks ;)

Fuyumi: DABI!! LEAVE SHOTO ALONE! AND THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS CHAT!

Fuyumi: AND YOU TWO, GIVE ME YOUR PHONES BACK. I WON'T HESITATE TO LET MY STUDENTS USE THEM!

Natsuo: fine, fine

Natsuo: but lemme me do something first...

Hawks: I have a bad feeling

Deku: sigh

Bakugo: ---------------------------------------

Kirishima: um, please ignore bakubro. I quite like having you all here

Denki: ------------------------

Kyoka: "Yeah, I agree! I love chaos!"

Kyoka: Kirishima, translate bakugo

Kirishima: oh, yeah, sorry. "HEY! TODOROKI FAMILY! LEAVE THIS CHAT NOW!!"

Natsuo added 'Endeawhore'

Fuyumi: Natsu!!

Dabi: PFFFT

Hawks: well, damn

Uraraka: so, we're screwed, right?

Momo: I'd assume so...

Tsu: THE NAME-

Shoto: you really just HAD to, huh, Natsu

Natsuo: sorry not sorry 🤷

Shoto: bitch.

Fuyumi: LAN— you know what, I don't even care anymore.

Endeawhore: What is this ridiculous thing?

Hawks: oh, it's called a group chat where you can text multiple people at once, in a group!

Endeawhore: Well, no shit, Hawks. But why am I here?

Dabi: Nat added you

Natsuo: 🙃

Deku: I'm scared of this chat now...

Koda: ------------------ (I've BEEN scared...)

Shoji: Asui, look what you did. No one knows what he's saying

Tsu: It's TSU. and I don't care.

Koda: -- (:()

Tsu: no❤❤❤

Endeawhore: Hawks, I swear to god.

Hawks: WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Endeawhore: You're in a group chat with CHILDREN.

Shoto: hm, yet apparently when I was five, I was old enough to start training.

Aizawa: What??

Momo: I-

Denki: -------------

Kyoka: "I sense drama"

Kirishima: todobro, you good?

Natsuo: haha, no.

Natsuo: and that's the answer FOR him

Shoto: yeah

Kirishima: yeah what?

Shoto: yeah

Fuyumi: Might be his concussion. 

Endeawhore: CONCUSSION? SHOTOOOOOOOOO!

Aizawa: That's it. I'm done. I quit.

Iida: Quit what?

Kaminari: ----------------------------------------------------------------

Kirishima: YEAH! MR. AIZAWA, YOU CAN'T QUIT!!

Kyoka: "WHAT?? NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE UA!!"

Aizawa: I-

Aizawa: That's not what I meant-

Deku: Then what did you mean?

Aizawa: This.

Aizawa left the group chat

Momo: oh...

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384 words (not including this sentence nor below)

I originally was gonna add more, but I think that ended quite well :)


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