Cat Burglar
In the living room, Team RWBY and Jean was watching the news.
Lisa Lavender: Reports of a cat burglar being on the prowl in Vale have flooded the police department this week. Whether these claims are legitimate or merely a yarn, citizens are encouraged to stay indoors.
Yang then closes the TV and everyone turns to Blake as she turns to the items behind her.
Blake: Seriously, guys?
Blake jumps off the couch.
Blake: Seriously? You're gonna call me a cat burglar just because I'm part cat? That's real mature.
Jean: Blake, we are just curious, not suspecting. Capice?
Blake then walks off.
Blake: You know, except for Jean, I have half a mind to report you guys to Glynda.
She then takes Weiss's scroll and a cookie.
Blake: What you're doing is profiling.
Blake: You all DISGUST me. Except for Jean.
Jean: Thanks kid.
Blake then takes a giant vase and leaves.
Everyone was confused until Blake rushes in and takes the TV Remote, Jean's Mossberg and his car keys.
Jean: BLAKE DON'T YOU DARE TAKE SALLY!!!!
A muscle car's engine is heard driving away.
Jean: THAT GODDAMN CAT!!!!!
Jean then runs out.
Lisa Lavender: BREAKING NEWS!!! Police have engaged the alleged cat burglar in a high speed chase. The suspect is fleeing on a grey 2012 Ford Mustang BOSS 302 with what appears to be a cartoonishly large amount of stolen goods falling from the trunk of the car. There is also a young boy with military gear chasing the burglar in a Black 1971 Plymouth GTX. What will they think of next? Back to you Cyril.
(Blake's car)
(Jean's car)
Ice Skating
Weiss is seen skating on ice for a few seconds as the camera zooms out to see RBY and Jean in the pool frozen.
Yang: So... This is the last time we invite her to the pool right?
Ruby, Blake, Jean: Yup.
Weiss: Hmph.
Suddenly, a Seafire FR Mk 47 begins it's strafing run and cracks the ice.
Jean: Thanks Unicorn!!
Unicorn: Your welcome big brother!!!
Weiss: *sad ice queen noises*
Jump Rope
Blake, with Gambol Shroud in hand. Throws it to Yang whom catches it, Ruby then inspects in and uses it as a skipping rope and plays with Javelin.
Ruby: Jaune be nimble, Jaune be quick.
Javelin: Jaune fell over the candlestick!
Jean was relaxing on a bench when he sees Jaune Arc with a leg cast.
Jean: Jesus Jaune WTF happened???!!!
Jaune: I'll say it in a song ok?
Jean: Sure go nuts.
Jaune: Blake be nimble, Blake be quick. Blake needs to learn to pick up after herself WHEN SHE'S DONE READING!!!!
Jean: Blake did you leave the dorm messy again?
Blake: Ummmm.....
Jean: sigh
Yarn
Blake and Jean was chatting in Team RWBY's dorm when Yang comes in with a ball of yarn in her hands.
Yang: Blake, giggles I got you something.
Jean: THAT'S RACIST!!!
Blake: Really? What, you expect me to roll around the floor and play with it?
Ruby: AWWWW YEAH!!!!
Ruby then dives in the room and plays with it like a cat.
Ruby: THIS IS THE BEST!!!!
Jean, Yang, Blake:
Blake vs Zwei
In Team RWBY's dorm, Jean Price was playing Warzone when Zwei comes in.
Jean: Hey buddy, what are you doing here?
Zwei then sniffs the air and faces the lamppost growling.
Jean: Blake can't fit you know?
Yang: Zwei!!!
Zwei then goes out as Blake comes out.
Jean: SNEAK 100 LOL
The End...