Episode 2

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Cat Burglar

In the living room, Team RWBY and Jean was watching the news.

Lisa Lavender: Reports of a cat burglar being on the prowl in Vale have flooded the police department this week. Whether these claims are legitimate or merely a yarn, citizens are encouraged to stay indoors.

Yang then closes the TV and everyone turns to Blake as she turns to the items behind her.

Blake: Seriously, guys?

Blake jumps off the couch.

Blake: Seriously? You're gonna call me a cat burglar just because I'm part cat? That's real mature.

Jean: Blake, we are just curious, not suspecting. Capice?

Blake then walks off.

Blake: You know, except for Jean, I have half a mind to report you guys to Glynda.

She then takes Weiss's scroll and a cookie.

Blake: What you're doing is profiling.

Blake: You all DISGUST me. Except for Jean.

Jean: Thanks kid.

Blake then takes a giant vase and leaves.

Everyone was confused until Blake rushes in and takes the TV Remote, Jean's Mossberg and his car keys.

Jean: BLAKE DON'T YOU DARE TAKE SALLY!!!!

A muscle car's engine is heard driving away.

Jean: THAT GODDAMN CAT!!!!!

Jean then runs out.

Lisa Lavender: BREAKING NEWS!!! Police have engaged the alleged cat burglar in a high speed chase. The suspect is fleeing on a grey 2012 Ford Mustang BOSS 302 with what appears to be a cartoonishly large amount of stolen goods falling from the trunk of the car. There is also a young boy with military gear chasing the burglar in a Black 1971 Plymouth GTX. What will they think of next? Back to you Cyril.

 What will they think of next? Back to you Cyril

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(Blake's car)

(Blake's car)

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(Jean's car)

Ice Skating

Weiss is seen skating on ice for a few seconds as the camera zooms out to see RBY and Jean in the pool frozen.

Yang: So... This is the last time we invite her to the pool right?

Ruby, Blake, Jean: Yup.

Weiss: Hmph.

Suddenly, a Seafire FR Mk 47 begins it's strafing run and cracks the ice.

Jean: Thanks Unicorn!!

Unicorn: Your welcome big brother!!!

Weiss: *sad ice queen noises*

Jump Rope

Blake, with Gambol Shroud in hand. Throws it to Yang whom catches it, Ruby then inspects in and uses it as a skipping rope and plays with Javelin.

Ruby: Jaune be nimble, Jaune be quick.

Javelin: Jaune fell over the candlestick!

Jean was relaxing on a bench when he sees Jaune Arc with a leg cast.

Jean: Jesus Jaune WTF happened???!!!

Jaune: I'll say it in a song ok?

Jean: Sure go nuts.

Jaune: Blake be nimble, Blake be quick. Blake needs to learn to pick up after herself WHEN SHE'S DONE READING!!!!

Jean: Blake did you leave the dorm messy again?

Blake: Ummmm.....

Jean: sigh

Yarn

Blake and Jean was chatting in Team RWBY's dorm when Yang comes in with a ball of yarn in her hands.

Yang: Blake, giggles I got you something.

Jean: THAT'S RACIST!!!

Blake: Really? What, you expect me to roll around the floor and play with it?

Ruby: AWWWW YEAH!!!!

Ruby then dives in the room and plays with it like a cat.

Ruby: THIS IS THE BEST!!!!

Jean, Yang, Blake:

Jean, Yang, Blake:

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Blake vs Zwei

In Team RWBY's dorm, Jean Price was playing Warzone when Zwei comes in.

Jean: Hey buddy, what are you doing here?

Zwei then sniffs the air and faces the lamppost growling.

Jean: Blake can't fit you know?

Yang: Zwei!!!

Zwei then goes out as Blake comes out.

Jean: SNEAK 100 LOL

The End...


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