The Day Caleb Weaver Got Vectored

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Caleb Weaver woke up in the ground on a MONDAY night and knew there would be trouble. Monday is the literal anti-christ. Plus, everything bad that happened to him only happened on those dreadful Mondays. "Hey Cal! Come here!" He heard Tim say. As he walked over to him he realized he had a g√n. "Tim, what are you doing with that g√n?" He asked "It's the thing I wanted to show you." Tim said "Okay." Caleb said in quick response. All of a sudden, a man with a weird looking bowl cut in orange "pajamas" while T-posing comes and snatches Tim's g√n right out of his hands and throws it at Caleb. And that was the day that Caleb Weaver Got Vectored. The End. And yes, this was a bed time story. Good night, sweet dreams, and don't get Vectored. Bye-bye!