CHAPTER 3 SPOOKY SEX
On Halloween Rio and Cat got lost trick-or-a-treating and they sat at the stop sign crying waiting for bug and el to come find them. "Cat, do you think they'll be coming to find us?" Rio cried eating a yummy kit kat "No they are probably having sex in a bush it's okay rio" cat cried eating a kit kat as well. "OHHH MY LANTA" El said in the bush that she and bug where having spooky sex in. "SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY'LL HEAR US " Bug yelled at el. Rio suddenly stopped crying and ran away from Cat back to the house El and bug gave them on their wedding day "grab a shawtgun i heard bug scream maybe a girl was trying to cut his hair off" Rio ran inside grabbing her pink shotgun with flower stickers on it and ran back to the spooky moving bush, Cat took off his among us helmet and grabbed his own shawtgun and followed after Rio who was so fast because she ran the pacer test once in P.E. When Cat caught up to Rio they walked to the bush quietly and then all of a sudden bug and el jumped out. Rio almost shat herself and shawtguned his ass but his tornado hair saved his life. El screamed and had her shivers timbered "OH MY GEWRD YOU GUYS LEFT US TO SIT AT THE STOP SIGN? ELIJAH COULDA STOLE US '' Rio threw her among us helmet at the ground and stomped away with her shawtgun. "I can't believe they'd do that to us. Are they trying to replace us? '' Cat walked with Rio sadly back to their house and hung their shawt gun on the wall. Later that night Rio was screaming at Gus to sit while watching twilight because Alice is hot and cat was being emo in the kitchen washing the frozen fish when the doorbell rang. *DING DING DONG HAJBFDKDSBF DING* "don't open it or I'll shoot you. It's Elijah, I bet he's coming to kill us" Rio screamed at cat. SUDDENLY the door opened and it was Bug and El with their extra key and they started causing a ruckus in Cat and Rio's house "YOU TWO" El screamed at Cat and ruio who were escaping with Gus and jaderaid out the back door. They both stopped and turned around "We are sorry guys we were having spooky sex El saw it on tik tok" Bug said looking at the ground while el was giving and apologetic smile. Rio giggled and ran out the door so fast she was like Edward from twilight. El looked sad and Cat decided to take advantage of the bad parent couple by putting his hands on his hips and calling for rio to come back "RIO GET HERE NOW SPIDER MONKEY" Rio was suddenly there with fat ass Gus in her hands with her hands on her hips like cat "Well. You leave us to get kidnapped then break into our house what else could you want from us hmmmmmmm" Cat said raising ONE eyebrow in a sassy tone "YEAH" Rio added like a baddie. "We are sorry guys we love you and we didn't mean to leave you out for Elijah to get" el said sadly looking at edward kinnie and Bug just cried making a puddle at his giant ass feet that had no shoes or socks on just his painted toenails with hearts on them. "Well I want your mini shopping cart. If you think this is gonna end you hear me mister emo" cat said putting one finger up. A sad bug and el walked Rio and cart back to the married couples house looking out for Elijah and Cat got the mini shopping cart while Rio ran like Edward around the house hissing at stuff. "YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN! Or I will make you regret it" Rio said from the chandelier on the roof hissing at Bug and El who were telling Rio to get down. All of a sudden Cat comes flying off the balcony and onto the chandekie and it breaks and Rio falls and Cat jumps back on the balcony and Rio has to go to the hospital.
THE END
