PATRICK. THE. BAD. BISH

So basically one day Patrick woke up to another dreadfull day at school..... Sigh bish we finna attend hell again she said as she fell out of bed and lazy crawled to the bathroom.

"5 MORE MINUTES" she yelled from the top floor to her mom.Patrick was racing to find the other eyelash before the glue dried up on the nozzle of the bottle as her mom was pesting her to hurry because she was getting LATE... Anywayssss Patrick shrieked as she noticed the hairy eyelash stuck to her toothbrush but grabbed it at first sight and struggled to put it on. "FINNALY BISH WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY U KNOW " she snapped at herself in the mirror as she smothered a blinding hot pink lipgloss over her chapped lips. Patrick seized her school bag and phone with her purple 6 inch acrylics dashing down the stairs and kissing her mom goodbye... "HAVE A NICE DAY" her mom yelled through the door as she wiped the lipgloss stain of her cheeks "I WILL HUN DW💅" Patrick shouted back knocking her head on the car window.

SCHOOL (AKA JAIL BUT LOWKEY A MOOD)... Patrick typed on her phone to the response of her friend asking where she was as she trotted into the classroom ; eyes down , car keys clashing, chewing hot pink gum..... LATE!.. the teacher yelled  as the eyes of the room focused on her for a milli second..Patrick rolled her eyes and clapped her claw like acrylics as she snatched a late pass and sat down sniggering at a meme in her phone. Finally putting her phone down and glancing at the messed up equations on the board Patrick noted in her brain 'Bruh wth am I here learning how to find x when I could be a badass bish as a pop star travelling the world 💅".Her thoughts came to an end as the ear deathning bell rang in her ears and a smile spread across her face.. "FINNALY a break from this place' she snapped and dashed out of the classroom like a bad bish 💅👑

THE END IK IT ISN'T MUCH BUT IT'S 3:29 AM RN AND MY BRAIN IS LOWKEY DEAD 💀