a Jeffree Star Selfcest Threesome Story

oneshot chapter but its so cute omg please read 🥺

jayy and dahvie are both trying to be priests and jayy starts to fall for dahvie in the first few months so jayy decides to ask out dahvie as it is almost valentine's day

jayy goes to the flower shop and gets dahvie some really pretty flowers and chocolates he also gets him a gloomy bear stuffed animal to give to dahvie hoping he isn't straight and won't reject him like all the other guys do

jayy thinks that that might happen so he starts crying and shidding all over the store before he runs out with shart running down his leg and he runs into the church and does the wap as the shart gets all over his 38836363 inch penis he cums and it fills up the church completely oh no sunday church meeting starts in 1 hour dahvie can't see him like this

jayy quickly cleans up the church in 1 minute and dahvie shows up and kisses him and they have hardcore sex before church starts

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after church ends dahvie decides to finally admit to jayy "jayy i need to tell you something" "what is it dahvilicious" dahvie pulls off his flesh and says "i'm actually ashley purdue from black veil brides" jayy is in shock as he pulls off his flesh and reveals that he's actually waycest the person. yes gerard and mikey way morphed into one. waycest the person.

ashley and waycest are in shock as ashley pulls off his flesh and says "i'm actually trisha paytas" waycest is in shock as he pulls off his flesh and reveals "OH MY GOD TRISH ITS ME SHANE" trish pulls off her flesh and reveals that she is actually greg from onision and shane and greg make out aggressively before some old republican man walks in and gets mad but then shane pulls off the old mans mask to reveal the old republics in man is actually jimmy urine and then shane and greg look at each other and pull off their masks to reveal that shane was actually chris hansen the whole time and greg was nikocado avocado the whole time so they both make our aggressivly and then jimmy ruing gets mad and pulls off his mask to reveal he is actually RuPaul fro RuPauls drag race and nikocado gets surprised and pulls off his mask to reveal he's actually sharon needles and then chris hansen gets mad and screams "SHARON?" and pulls off his mask to reveal he's actually phi phi o'hara and then phi phi starts screaming at sharon and they get into a heated argument haha this isn't jeffree star threesome selfcest this is actually rupauls drag race season four reunion fanfiction you're all stupid and ugly

THE END

suddenly rupaul says "WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE" and pulls of sharon's mask to reveal it's actually jeffree star and then jeffree pulls off phi phi's mask to reveal that phi phi is actually jeffree star as well and then rupaul pulls off her own mask and reveals she's actually also jeffree star so then all three jeffree stars have sex with each other and have 1 million kids

THE REAL END