OBJECTIPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by PenisPopper5
by PenisPopper5
                                    
                                              After I got convicted for murder, double homicide, defacing of public property, theft, robbery, arson, war crimes, hate crimes, genocide, fucking a porcupine, kidnapping, property damage, assisted murder, attempted murder, grand larceny, money laundering, bestiality, crimes against humanity, necromancy, necrophilia, public sex, flying without a passport, slapping a child, public nudity, cocaine, AND possession of illegal firearms, Miles Edgeworth defended me in court and got me the NOT GUILTY sentence. The only repercussion was that I was bailed out on house arrest. Miles offered to stay with me. 
                          "Miles!" I say, with some pep in my step. "Come rub my back!!!!!!!!" I hear his loud boy heels walk through the hall and over to my room. "Of course! I shan't waste another second. Lay down on the bed my liege." I drape myself over the covers with my back facing the sky. "Now stroke me Edgypoo!!" I feel his knobby fingers start massaging my skin. It feels wonderful. 
                          About an hour has passed and I feel like goo. But my senses peak again when I feel his hand wander lower down my waist and into my private region. "E-edgy-kun............. whats the deal?" I stutter. "I'm sorry Y/N, but I must continue the massage." He thrusts his hand into my ham slices below. I moan, "OHH EDGY!! Feels so good! Put your Cory in my house!" He looks at me with a shocked expression, red in the face. "what the fuck //???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????" 
                          He turns me over and reaches to his pants, I see him undo the fly and reach in to yank out his MEAT CEPTER. "Y/N. I might use force. My bad..." "I-its ok..." I mutter back, and turn around so my round globes face him. I feel his slobby knob breach my meow meow. "N-nya!" I let out, before my cat features start to show themselves. My cat ears pop out and my tail starts to grow. "IM ALLERGIC TO FELINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Miles yells, before allergy-induced cumming into my cooter cat. "I must keep going. I cannot stop!" He starts jack-hammering into my luxurious tender wet puhgina. His master sword rakes my insides and I start to have a seizure. "Y/N? Is everything ok? Youre having a seizure.." "I- cant contain my jizzm!!!!!" He grips my hips tighter. "Me too Y/N!!!!" He starts thrusting his steak rake faster. Basically obliderating my THROBBING hoochie hole. "O----OBJECTIPOON!!!!!" He cries, shooting his salty frosting inside of my kiddie pool. 
                          We lay on the bed, both exhausted after our rigorous intercourse. I turn to him, "So.... what the fuck was objectipoon?" He shrugs, "objectipoon. I yell it when I ejactulate. My teenage years were interesting with my.... father home..." "Which one, the german or the non german?" He gets up out of bed...... To the kitchen. "Looks like your house arrest is done."