Luigi.
Once upon a time a green boy was born. He was born green like a salad but salads don't exist so i guess he didn't either. then nickocado ate him up. yum yum yum. in my tum like ur mum
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ok so basically luigi is running around in circles like a dog right and then he gets pregnant but realizes he's actually not pregnant he's just bloated from eating too many sanwidhces so he puked them out and wasn't pregnant anymore.
now he's on his way to micdonalds—not for himself but for his friend mario, he's gonna get mario a big mac becauee mario is a hungry boy and needs that sh*t right. so he gets him the big mac and it looks delicious with all that fake processed ingredients which is just good looking like wow. so luigi struggles to not eat it but eventually caves in which is unfortunate because he lasted the entire way but decided to eat it in front of mario ig. the end
